Overheard Last Night At Bowling
You’re up pussyfuck.
Geezuz, the drunker they get, the better they bowl.
Damn straight.
Miss Daisy was just in the parking lot making out.
Things have gotten really weird around here lately.
You looked like a girl trying to look like a boy.
I told WannaBe she looks ugly in glasses.
Smells like crotch in there.
Are you wearing lipgloss?
Is she bringing us more beer?
Woo hoo
Apparently he has better closing skills than I.
It’s not about me.
It just popped in my mind while I was in the bathroom.
Would you call that an e-piss-a-me?
What ?? Have the rules changed? Are we just telling anyone ?!!
Yeah, I was making out in the parking lot.
I’ll go back if you call him Columbo.
What about Kenna? Yodette?
Remember back when Turtle was the only weird one.
We would like to congratulate Rottie on bowling a 222. Opps, I mean Hottie.
I’m not convinced with the look.
Howie doin?
*hug*
You’re doing good.
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YAY!!! We are having more visitors at the alley?
you mean “yodette” is NOT your real name?
“When I’m good I’m good, but when I’m bad I’m better.” – May West
Ohh…I get it…like when someone says “thats BAAAAD man”…he’re really meaning that its way good…
So…you’re way worse?
🙂
M
NOTE: In our case, “better” actually means “worse.”
Well … in all honesty, if you think this is good … we’re much better live !! 🙂
I’m coming out there. If you guys are ANYTHING like your web presence, I’ve got to meet you.
I suck at bowling (amongst other “things”)…but I can play a mean game of bocci.
Makenna
This whole topic saved my day from sucking really bad. The UnUsual suspects were like a reality TV show gone bad last night. Love it!
… really? I didn’t notice. 🙂
ROFLMAO
*dodging an attempted smack in the head*
Thats “I love the topic”…M
Well, I loe the topic…what can I say…
🙂
M
You know … you and Miss Daisy are just working right off one another … aren’t ‘cha !! 🙂
Don’t you have someone waiting for you over at the county jail…I think his name is Bubba or ssomething like that?
woops…thats not what I meant…I mean as a LAWYER…
Gawd you have a dirty mind…
:->
Makenna
*sticking fingers in my ears*
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
I can’t hear what you’re saying … sworry. 🙂
Oh…sort of like Munch…as in “man lunch”..or how about punch as in “_enis lunch”
Amy…you better be takin notes gf. This material will be on your next bowling night exam…
🙂
Makenna
Okay … just in case anyone is listening … maybe even remotely curious …
I’m learning things here in this thread that I really didn’t want to know !! 🙂
I take security somewhat seriously. The address is a dummy. The clue is the domain of “mom” rather than “com”. 🙂
😉
You got it!
Ok…I need to know this…What does funch mean…Is it sort of sexual in nature? Does it sant for a lunch fuck?
Makenna
I wonder when he will call me… I want to go out to funch with him soon, and that is not a typo. 😉
15 minutes my ass. It was more like 5 !
Yea…what she said…What ABOUT Yodette and Makenna.
Yodette…email me…I gotta talk to you…
I got a reject on my email to you…so
Makenna
Way too much fodder last night. Ozzy and Jessica Simpson got nuthin on the Unusuals.
PS Too bad your hilarious writing can’t be appreciated by more than just the peeps that were there.
I’ll bite. What about Makenna and Yodette?
Making out with someone 15 minutes after you meet them makes me a tramp? You should count your blessings that Sister didn’t have the van last night… “If the van is-a-rockin…” ;O)
Hey, at least you finally got your graduation present !!
Geezuz … volumes of material last night … my sides hurt I was laughing so hard.
And just for the record, I think it should be apparent now … I may be the flirt … but we all know who’s the tramp !! 🙂
hey! it is my freakin’ birthday. where is the happy birthday song? honestly, and you call yourself my dad…! i am disappointed…this is almost as bad as you missing my graduation party. sigh.
OMG… I have never laughed so hard, great writing! Then again, we did give you much to write about last night.
Who would have thought that two gay homosexuals would be at the straight bowling alley at the same time. Thanks Singer for introducing us, he was a great kisser! :O*
Miss Daisy