Hoity Toity
I’m not a medium or anything, but I’m pretty sure I just heard my deceased Grandma say “What the PHUCK?
The Ghost That Went Poo
This one happened in broad daylight.
Mid
Afternoon.
Which certainly reduces the spooky scariness of the incident,
But elevates the quantity of WTFness present as your brain processes what it thought it experienced.
It’s You, Not Me
I was so looking forward to ending the relationship,
That I decided I was going to enjoy a good old-fashioned verbal sparring during the destruction of it all.
Morning Routine
It’s still weird to me,
How he seems to understand the word kisses.
Broken, Not Damaged
My commitment issues have become borderline obsessive,
And if I didn’t have such commitment issues,
I would have been able to simply call them obsessive.
Hotel Bar Again
No.No.No. Trust me. I’m not worth the effort. I will make your life miserable. At least according to the testimony in my last divorce.
Emergency Room Smile
So there I was …
In an emergency room,
Once again.
Surprised?
A Tight, Well-Balanced Rack
I turned my head back towards him. Made eye contact, then tilted my head to the left and slightly forward so that my eyes were looking up.