This one happened in broad daylight.
Which certainly reduces the spooky scariness of the incident,
But elevates the quantity of WTFness present as your brain processes what it thought it experienced.
I was so looking forward to ending the relationship,
That I decided I was going to enjoy a good old-fashioned verbal sparring during the destruction of it all.
It’s still weird to me,
How he seems to understand the word kisses.