Distant Relative
Normally I’d say Geezuz Kripes !
But for now I’m just going to call this guy resourceful …
Until I determine for certain that I’m not somehow, distantly related to him. 🙂
Though for a brief second I did think …
Wow, my Uncle Dave made the paper !! 🙂
Editor’s Note: I know, this is a weakass post for a return after my absence, but I’m punching out the one I want to post right now, it’s February which means it sweeps month … and I changed my mind on the post I wanted to start out this month’s ratings seeking mini-series … Amy’s Guide To Woodworking … the first episode should be up by late afternoon, though in the meantime … at least you know I’m alive !! 🙂
Oh yeah, and for some of you new viewers who know me in real life, but just don’t get me here yet … this is just “pretend” television … there’s really no “ratings”, there’s really no “mini-series”, and there’s really no “sweeps”. I’m just working the lingo until I actually do get my own late night talk show !! Though there really is an Amy’s Guide To Woodworking, of which I’ll post many episodes of this month. And no, they’re really not “episodes”, they are just posts. I swear, I have to stop giving away free tickets to the show !! 🙂
Hey girl … keep perspective … this is just your first year chica … all things will come in time. 🙂
Amy,
I am really looking forward to reading and studying Chapter 4 (above-the disclosure thing)
but then I’m assumimg someone will ever ask me out, which seems unlikely at this point. Depressing, very depressing. I’m surrounded by other women where I work, almost all of whom have received flowers today for Valentines Day. Not fair.
Clio !!!
Okay, your “gee wizzz” comment made me pee my pants !! lol 🙂
Glad to see you’re up and posting !!! 🙂
Ah, the casual ‘outing’. Fun, ain’t it?
They figure you are so cool about things that it’s okay for them to talk about it too.
Grrrrr
Uhhhh … apparently Shaft is out of his meeting !! 🙂
*snicker* *snicker* Not quite Yodette, but there are a ton of double entendres possible, aren’t there ?? 🙂
It’s more like:
Introduction
Chapter 1 – When Your Drunk Friend Doesn’t Realize They Are Openly Discussing Your Function In Front Of Others
Chapter 2 – Oh … You Want To Put Notice of My Function On The Record?
Chapter 3 – Dealing With Guys Who Think They Are Kewl By Giggling and Gossiping About Your Sex Change Like Little Schoolgirls.
Chapter 4 – Telling A Guy Who Asks You Out and With Whom You’d Like To Go Out That You Used To Be A Guy.
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Nice try. I was thinking that women are avalanche proof because, well, the avalanche would get sick of the nagging and just leave. “Look at this. All of this snow is totally destroying my hair. You know that this outfit needs to be drycleaned. Do you know what it costs to dryclean suede? And this mess – trees and rocks everywhere! Why can’t I get a little help around here…..”
_Amy’s_Guide_To_Woodworking_, sample chapters:
1. Choosing wood
2. Measuring tools
… Maybe not.
Ahhhh … since Shaft is in a meeting, and I have a pretty good clue as to what he’d say in return, I’ll pinch hit for him on this one that he’d otherwise hit out of the park …
A woman wouldn’t have to pee, she could melt the avalanche just with all her hot air.
Now just so none of you think Shaft is a pig or anything, he’s a pig granted, but not a chauvanist pig … pretty much every male friend or relative of mine probably tripped over themselves in an attempt to post the same comment. Shaft gets to make those jokes to me because I get to make weight jokes to him. 🙂
I wonder if a woman would have been able to get out of the avalanche so easily!