If The Sox Win The Series …

We all know I have tastefully understated hooters … I’ve bemoaned that fact frequently (mainly just because I like saying the phrase “tastefully understated hooters” lol). And though I wish there was more substance to the girls, I am content that I’m able to at least look like a kinda tall, sorta slim girl with…

In my family, Among my dad, mom, brother and me … I was rarely called by my first name. In conversation, My parents usually called me … Son. “Hi son, it’s Mom ….” “Son, Dad here, please give me a call …” Usages like that. I never really thought about it, It always felt fine,…

Yeah … okay … That’s the end of it … No more … Not again. No more trips to the office … Unless I’m doing it in boy mode. Stupid risks, stupid chances. You only do things like that if you want to get caught.

Heck … I’m not even sure what a key signature means, other than I think it has something to do with telling me how sharp or flat I am … Curiously, even the quiz suggests there’s nothing sharp about me, but only refers to my flatness ! Whatev. Sampled from Caitlin. 🙂 what key signature…

So … it’s been a while since I’ve added any new field correspondents to the mix … mainly because I haven’t been able to get anyone drunk enough to consent to letting me list them as such here … But I’ve coerced a few chicas into letting me honor? 🙂 them with the prestigious title…

I really don’t remember when this picture was taken. I suspect it’s shortly after surgery, ’cause seriously, I don’t look that bad all the time. But finding that picture on my camera is making me somewhat fearful of what other pictures Shaft might have taken while I was unconscious ! 🙂 Anyways … this is…