New Viewers
Apparently word of my function is moving across the grapevine pretty quickly,
And a number of people from my real life have found AmyNews.com.
So I suppose I should welcome all the new visitors to my website …
Who are from my hometown.
WELCOME !! π
I have to tell you …
It’s really sort of an uncomfortable feeling for me,
Finding out how many people that I know …
But really not that well,
Are getting to know me very well …
By reading my site.
A couple of times I’ve been like totally … eeeekk !!
Of course,
To calm that angst,
I’m telling myself …
Well, if they are reading this krap,
It just means they are interested in me and my life …
And hopefully they aren’t using any of what I post to hurt me in ways I really can’t imagine,
But to get a better understanding of what I’m going through and that this wasn’t a decision on a whim.
Which is a nice, juicy, rationalization if I do have to say so myself !! π
But then I think again (which is never good :)),
That there are people I probably don’t know,
But might run into just walking down the street …
Or see at court,
In the mwall,
At the grocery store,
That might be poking around here,
Learning about the inner workings of the Amy-mind.
And that,
Phreaks me out.
Still.
Anyways,
I also think I’d be much less phreaked out,
If I at least knew you were reading …
About me,
My life,
My feelings,
And exploits.
So here’s the deal …
If you read my website and you see me in real life,
Then please …
Just walk up to me and nicely …
ASK ME FOR MY AUTOGRAPH !!! π
See,
That way I’ll know you’ve read my website,
I get to have my ego stroked,
AND
I’ll know that you’re also aware that I now like guys and, in what appears to be a behavior inconsistent with that feeling, have also recently been to a strip club …
All without either one of us having to say it or guess about it.
Kewl, huh? π
Seriously though …
Well, actually,
I am serious about the “ask me for my autograph” thing,
So I should say …
On a more serious note,
If any of you have questions,
Opinions,
Or thoughts …
Please just e-mail me.
I’m absolutely horrendous at returning e-mails promptly …
Ask any of my viewers,
Or cousins,
But I eventually do return them …
And getting your questions answered straight from me is well,
Kinda like an honor, isn’t it ?? π
Or just phone her up at regular intervals between 4-5 and 6 am her time. Using all available numbers. Here, i’ll even give your her cellphone number to get starte-
*starts choking from a Vader-like grip*
I’m still in a time wrap….the last concert I went to was Crosby,Still & Nash this summer at Meadowbrooke.
Amy,
Oh, so that’s the key to getting my emails answered. I have to ask for your autograph. Why didn’t you tell me earlier?
laura