Just Something I Noticed
I’ve been doing a lot of shopping lately …
Notice,
I said “shopping”,
Not “buying” …
As it’s turned out to become an increasingly frustrating experience for me,
While I try to build a work wardrobe of any sorts.
In fact,
Despite hours upon hours of mwalling,
I’ve acquired very little in the way of new attireage.
However …
During the course of being out and about,
I was sort of surprised to find that I was catching what seemed to be an equal number of women looking at Amanda and Nicole …
As men.
This surprised me,
Because in the past,
I’ve become accustomed to woman showing no interest in me after just taking a quick, evaluative, dismissive glance in my direction,
Or just disregarding me period.
(This is not to say that women “noticed” me when I used to be a guy. But when I was a guy, women seemed to be aware of my presence and would look or smile at me to acknowledge such.)
But lately …
I’ve notice,
That just as many women seem to be staring at my chest as men.
Now granted …
I’m still getting used to having them,
And maybe they are slightly bigger than the falsies I had been wearing,
But for the most part …
I really don’t think about it at all until I notice someone staring at my chest.
Yet,
Over the past few weeks …
I’ve noticed that guys seem to look at them in one of three ways:
The quick glance – where they try to be subtle, but instead are very obvious. This seems to be the look preferred by younger guys, teenagers, and those with less apparent confidence.
The drawn out look – where they either don’t care if you catch them looking or want you to catch them looking, and as such, they hold the look focused at chest level for about 5 second longer than remotely appropriate. This seems to be the look of either players, jerks or old guys that just don’t give a rip anymore.
The glance then stare – which is a combination of the two … first they do a quick glance, followed by a drawn-out stare. This seems to be the look frequently employed by men in suits or men at the mall with their wives/girlfriends.
However …
The message conveyed throughout all of the different looks from men seems to be the same …
“Nice!”
Women, on the other hand, seem to have but one look when they are noticing the girls.
Yet, they too …
Seem to have a singular message conveyed as they look …
And I’ll confess,
It wasn’t what I expected.
You see,
When I first sensed some women were also looking at my chest,
I was thinking they’d be thinking something like …
“Bitch“.
But I was mistaken.
No …
The one word I hear loud and clear whenever a woman looks at Amanda and Nicole is not one of admiration, jealously or envy …
It’s a word of fact,
As each time to date I’ve noticed a woman looking …
It’s obvious they are thinking …
“Fake !”
Too phunny !!!
Just goes to show …
You can’t fool a woman …
And guys just don’t care ! 🙂
Well, well……guys looking at your boobs…well hold the phone!!!!!! A friend of mine (she’s a chic) told me ALL women check out other women’s boobs and you’ve hit the nail on the head……they look and think either ‘bitch’ or ‘FAKE!!!!’…..but at least the girls are a little more subtle – the guys….God love em, their mothers obviously do….well….it’s what they do – they can’t help it, all together now….Aaaahhhhhh 🙂
cl
Personally, I’ve never had anyone look at my chect wtih envy — pity perhaps, but certainly not envy. When I see you, I KNOW I’ll be jealous! (wink) I hope I get to see you soon, really soon!
Maybe the girls are just thinking, like I did when you visited the other night, “Wow, she is pretty…and the rack only adds to it.”
Personally, I think it’s jealousy. They’re wishing they could look so good.
They’re just having “Is it live or is it Memorex?” moments. 😉
slightly?
oh, yeah,
your gift for tasteful understatement…
fake?
i’m guessing that you still walk as if you’re not familiar with them, and that’s what tips the other women off…
i really have to get back to the dolphin story…
🙂
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“I guess the way guys look at me is normal, too.”
I nodded, but then asked, “What way is that?”
“Oh, you know.” She shrugged, then lifted her hands, and sort of pointed back at her breasts with them and said, “They don’t really look at me, just at the Valley of the Dolls.”
I nodded again. “Yeah,” I said, “that’s normal. And that’s why you had the augmentation, isn’t it?”
“I didn’t realize this is how it would feel.”
“How does it feel?”
“Almost like I’m walking around naked.”
I thought about that a moment. I made a hissing noise by inhaling through clenched teeth.
“Zackly.” She said.
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Now that is funny! ROFLMAO.
Love
Kate