Day Light Savings Time
Hey! 🙂
If it applies to you …
In your neck of the world.
Don’t forget to set your clock ahead one hour,
For Daylight Savings Time.
Happy Birthday to You !!! Happy Birthday to You !!! Happy Birthday to Daaaaaaaaaadddddddd !!! 🙂 Happy Birthday to You !! *sung in the same beat as The Victors, which I might add, was not easy to figure out how to do !* Now be nice and wish my dad a Happy Birthday … He…
It totally kracks me up !!!! Suddenly … When I now react to something, Express my feelings In a way that might display … That same tinge of dwellness or sarcasm about an issue that I’ve often exhibited my entire life. I’m accused of being … Hormonal. “Do you think maybe you’re just over-reacting to…
Hmmmmm …… Ya Think ?? 🙂
For several months now I’ve noticed that my pants have been slowly, gradually getting shorter … At first I thought it was just my imagination … ‘Cause I’m sure as heck not getting any taller. (5’ 7 1/2″ at my last official doctor measuring, but I’m calling it 5’8″ as I like to claim I’m…
Guy at the bar who overheard me commenting to no one in particular about the dude pushing the ball down the court in the basketball game on the tube. “Dolt, he should of fed. Totally manned. And he had numbers on the left. What the … ” “Geezuz, where did you learn so much about…
“Amy, do you like dirty jokes?” “Duuuuude … I AM a dirty joke. Hit me.” “What’s the best compliment a woman can give a man?” “I don’t know, what?” Joke teller proceeds to make a choking sound while emulating a woman giving a guy a blow job. “Great, another sound I have to learn to…
Twice a year I’m remined I have too many clocks.