“Amy, do you like dirty jokes?”
“Duuuuude … I AM a dirty joke. Hit me.”
“What’s the best compliment a woman can give a man?”
“I don’t know, what?”
Joke teller proceeds to make a choking sound while emulating a woman giving a guy a blow job.
“Great, another sound I have to learn to fake for the benefit of some guy’s ego.“
Shaft and I were walking to the parking garage earlier this week … It was around 7:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. Cold and dark. We were gabbing about something … laughing … I think we were mocking ourselves about something at the time. But when we got off level 9 of the parking garage ……
Certainly not intending to offend … and I have to believe not even aware I was bothered by such … A word was used the other day with reference to my transition that bothered me … transformation. In fact, it more than bothered me. It sent me to this place where I honestly hadn’t been…
Psst … these questions suck, and thus … so do the answers. The only psuedo-interesting info is that you can IM me on Yahoo Messenger at amy1985um or on MSN at AmyNews. Skip the rest of the reading and check back throughout the day. I’m going to post questions to myself and their answers all…
For several months now I’ve noticed that my pants have been slowly, gradually getting shorter … At first I thought it was just my imagination … ‘Cause I’m sure as heck not getting any taller. (5’ 7 1/2″ at my last official doctor measuring, but I’m calling it 5’8″ as I like to claim I’m…
Sunday morning I awoke to find what can only be described as … A big ass pimple on the tip of my nose. It was phreaking huge !! Orca huge ! Now one might think that I would have been frustrated to find a big ass pimple on the tip of my nose, But I…
Staying true to form … I’m returning from an extended absence from postage with a pathetic, lame quiz post. Weak … I know. But trust me, I do think the posts to follow are somewhat interesting, I really am trying to make it worth the wait. 🙂 Anyways … I found this particular quiz very…