Marketing Campaign

Yeah, yeah, yeah …

I know,

This is a totally lame-ass, disappointing post …

Because most of you are probably more interested in finding out what my last few days have been like …

Since I’ve mosied my fetching ass back into my home court for the first time.

But …

It’s taking me some time to finish my posts describing the experiences.

So until I do …

Enjoy the following e-mail I received from my kewl attorney friend,

Who coincidentally,

Was in the very courtroom I was in for my first day back …

Yes,

The Force was with me !! 🙂
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An explanation of “Marketing“:

You’re a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, “She’s fantastic in bed.”

That’s Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed ”

That’s Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, “May I,” and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed,”

That’s Brand Recognition.

You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.

That’s a Sales Rep.

Your friend cannot satisfy him so he calls you.

That’s Tech Support.

You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you’re passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!”

That’s Junk Mail.
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Contrary to what Kenna and Laura will probably ascribe to me …

I think I’m either Public Relations or a Sales Rep …

Though I never have to tell a guy I’m fantastic,

It’s just presumed ! 🙂