the gospels of Amy-Wan Kenobi – II
Yeah … yeah … yeah …
I know … I know … blasphemy I tell ya !!
That’s what might be said,
But technically …
Nope …
’cause it’s lower case.
Look it up ! ๐
And, well …
Give this stuff a couple a thousand years to ferment and hey …
Who knows,
There might be a group of people preaching the teachings of Amy-Wan Kenobi !!
And yeah, I might be dead then, but I’ll be LMAO !!! *snicker* (Seriously, what kind of dolt do I have to be to plot practical jokes 2000 years into the future ?? I seriously need help !!)
So … here’s the deal … just to clarify a few things …
And put a few things in perspective.
the gospels of Amy-Wan Kenobi are a series of 9 gospels …
Three sets of three …
gospels I,II and III …
gospels IV, V and VI …
gospels VII, VII and IX.
Duh.
Currently … we’re only in the early parts of gospel II.
Unlike the original Star Wars episodes which started out in Episode IV … we’re not doing that here … we started out in gospel I.
gospel I started on the Fourth of July, 1997 …
(And yes, in the future, there were be great debate about the lack of historical records pertaining to the youth of Amy-Wan.)
In gospel I … Ex and I separated, Shaft was introduced, I was in active denial, I met Singer, I met Hottie, I started coming to turns with my transsexualism, I left my old firm, Shaft and I started our new firm, I accepted my transsexualism, I told Mom, Dad, Bro and Ex, I questioned my direction, I met Sister, (the writings of the gospels of amy started around this time), I committed to make a Decision, I made a Decision.
That’s where gospel I ended.
gospel II began with my advancement of transition plans …
That’s where we are now. Very early in gospel II.
Now remember …
1. Each trilogy has its own storyarc … Birth, Life, Death. That should be obvious.
2. There is an overall storyline encompassing all gospels. That might not be obvious.
3. Major cast members are such because ultimately, they have a significant impact in the overall storyline … (pssst, that’s a hint.)
4. Not all major cast members will survive all episodes … ๐
5. A character already mentioned, sorta in passing, will become a major cast member … and will be one you will not like.
6. Singer’s friendship will be felt in all gospels, similar to how Obi-Wan appeared in Episodes V and VI even though he appeared to meet his demise at the end of Episode IV. She’s wiser than she gets credit for or will even acknowledge herself.
7. gospel II covers a difficult, trying time. Change, anxiety, pain, love … are present throughout. Unlike the Star Wars episodes where Episode III is the dark episode … in the gospels of Amy-Wan Kenobi, gospel II is the dark one.
8. Contrary to public speculation, Shaft’s equivalent is Han Solo, not Jabba the Hutt.
9. gospels IV, V and VI are fun and action packed. gospel III isn’t too bad either.
10. It’s not certain that I’ll be around to tell gospels VII, VIII and IX, as such, they may never be written.
11. For being as busy as I am, I obviously have way too much time on my hands ! ๐
so i was at a chinese restaurant
with my friend Lucy,
and she’s wrestling with her chopsticks,
and making a mess of things,
and i just can’t take it anymore,
so, finally, i say,
“Use the fork, Luce!”
quit callin me william!
Holy Krap !! I’m still laughing at the “Who’s Your Vader” line !! I’m sooo going to over-use that !! ๐
Hmmm … insufferable ego AND raging persecution complex … *avoiding eye contact* … ahhh, yeah … that’d be me alright !! lol
“A character already mentioned, sorta in passing, will become a major cast member … and will be one you will not like.”
did i audition for this part?
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hmmm…
insufferable ego
AND
raging persecution complex…
two great angsts that angst great together…
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I don’t know whether to laugh, ponder which character I represent *presumably the female version of Kitt Fisto* or just back away from you very slowly.
Whose your Vader Baby? Whose your Vader?