Friday Five for May 16, 2003

This week’s questions are kinda lame. At least as they relate to me ….. I’m not sure I can do much at all to make them the least bit interesting …. oh well.

1. What drinking water do you prefer — tap, bottle, purifier, etc.?

Ahhhh …… a little known refreshment preference of mine …. my beverage of choice is wa wa …. aqua …… H20 ….. water …… call it what you will !! Which is interesting considering my extreme fear of water in the general sense ….. I’m completely convinced in a prior life …. I found myself on the Titanic at the inopportune time …. so maybe consumption of my requisite 4 – 6 liters of water a day is my subconsious way of getting even with the planet’s water !!! Take that you 70% of the Earth’s surface area !! I only drink bottled water at home and generally have 24 – 48 1/2 liter bottles of Ice Mountain chillin’ in my fridge at all times. At work …. we do the water cooler thing … which I really like …. I just can’t justify doing it at home. Wanna see Shaft replacing the water cooler jug using only one arm? ….. Seriously …. he’s like …. “oooo oooo oooo oooo ….. me, big strong guy …. watch” ….. anyways, giving him proper props …. the first time he did it …. naw, didn’t look good …. but the last time ….. very impressive …… a smooth clean and jerk …. unlike his normal behavior where he jerks and cleans (up), but that’s a story for another day …. anyways …. to see Shaft being my water bitch …. click here.

2. What are your favorite flavor of chips?

I love potato chips …. they are the best …. second only to Fries ….. but unfortunately, they don’t go well with creating a shapely, chickie-poo bod ….. so I don’t indulge as frequently as I have in the past ….

But when I do …. my preferreds are Frito’s, Ruffles, Jays Hot Stuff Chips, and Doritos Cooler Ranch.

3. Of all the things you can cook, what dish do you like the most?

My homemade chicken soup of course. Though I really do a mean meatloaf, and I can make amazing hamburgers … usually accompanied with corn on the cob.

4. How do you have your eggs?

Scrambled.

5. Who was the last person who cooked you a meal? How did it turn out?

My mom cooked me my Birthday dinner …. stuffed green peppers !! Wow !! Fabulous !! Turned out great. Other than that, rarely does anyone ever cook me anything …. just doesn’t happen. Sometimes I’ll join my brother and his family for dinner, Ex probably cooked dinner about 2 years ago for me, a date of mine cooked me dinner before that, and sadly enough …. that’s it I think.

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4 Comments

  1. At least tell me you all are laughing with me, not at me. Everybody laughs at the fat guy. The green glow is genetic, or maybe something I ate. And I jerk… am called a jerk daily.

  2. Yeah, he said I didn’t need to block out his head (sometimes just called “block head”), but had I not, you guys would have been traumatized by the vision of seeing a full Shaft !

  3. oh, clean AND jerk!
    i thought you called him
    “a smooth, clean jerk”
    and i was thinking,
    like, yah, he IS a lawyer, isn’t he???

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