Annual Birthday Wish
Happy Birthday to Me !
Happy Birthday to Me !
Happy Birthday to Me – eee – eeee !
Happy Birthday to Me !
π
Time for my annual birthday wish !! Woo hooo
Might actually happen this time !! ;P
ACT I “K, I’ve got a CHC on the complainant … convictions for filing a false police report and an embezzlement, plus a whole bunch of other good stuff … it’s a gift. Injuries are questionable. Moderate. A victim I can impeach … I like your case. Now it’s a decent plea they are offering…
I know. I know. I know. Given my fondness for double entendres … And occasional use of sexual innuendos, One might think that my use of the word … Woodworking References possible activities with a man’s penis: Blow jobs, Hand jobs, Whatever. But no … This post has nothing to do with such. (Editor’s Note:…
This is Laura (left) and Kenna (right). This picture was taken by me right outside the theatre after the Blue Man Group show and just before we started this 3,864 mile walk around the theatre district trying to find a place to eat and drink. I know the exact distance we walked because for 3,863.9…
A long, long time ago …. in a state far, far away …… I used to dream of being a girl …. and imagine getting ready for school and wearing all sorts of cute outfits …. it was such a core part of the fantasy. But in real life ….. in real AMY life ……..
Yeah … yeah … yeah … I know … I know … blasphemy I tell ya !! That’s what might be said, But technically … Nope … ’cause it’s lower case. Look it up ! π And, well … Give this stuff a couple a thousand years to ferment and hey … Who knows, There…
I left the office Friday night … I got to the parking garage … Plopped myself in my car … Drove circles and circles working my way outta the structure … Flashed my card over the card reader thingie … Turned left … right … Instead of left … left. The right turn took me…
No no no no no !!!!! It’s been a great birthday !!! My gawd !!!! I’ll update a bit later …. (outta town most of the day …. ugh ….) Stacy …. I so like A New Birth of Freedom !!! Thank you so much !! What a wonderful present !! π Sianna …. Thanks for saying “14” !!! π Claire … super hugs !! Shaft …. great call on the gift !! You guys rock !! π
the eerie silence does lead one to believe
that it just flat out sucked…
‘k aims,
if it’s your birthday,
it must be Emily’s birthday, too!
and she gets to celebrate
by having coffee with Stacy!
π
don’t look at me like that!
& you know where to find it,
don’t you?
Happy 14th birthday, Amy.
silly me!
i forgot that you’re in this cartoon, too!
happy birthday, A!
Happy Birthday, Amy. I hope you like your present. Thanks for the tips. You are not easy to buy for and you know I lack any fashion sense. Here’s to your next 40+ kicking ass!
AIMS!!…SUPER DUPER HAPPY BIRTHDAY wishes to ya!! with a strawberry on top…and, oh, whipped cream…and, well, you might as well add a whole buncha strawberries…and if you have strawberries, you should probably just add the shortcake too…y’know, just to make it complete…haha, so anyway, just have a sweet one, ‘k!!
..claire