Kitchen Mishap

Kitchen Mishap

Sundays are cooking days in the Amy-Kitchen … And today was no exception. However, I had a brain phart when it came to this batch of lazy cookies. Honest to gawd, I know I set the timer … But somehow I just didn’t hear it when it went Bzzzzzzz ! So sad, It was a…

Garage Activities

Garage Activities

SLAM That, dear viewers, was the sound of the back door that leads to my garage … Closing shut ! Heavy Sigh. A quick twist of the door knob confirmed, Yuhp, I had effectively locked myself out of my house. But that’s really no big deal, People lock themselves out of their house all the…

A Girl Named Goo

A Girl Named Goo

“So Amy, do your friends have a nickname for you?” He said, attempting to restart a conversation after failing to impress me with his previous masturbatory back-patting and offers to see his “wonderful” room at the hotel he has for his stay in town. *pause* Let’s see, Back in the days of boy … I…

From Z to B

From Z to B

This is me and Dr. Zukowski (aka Dr. Z). He’s responsible for my facial feminization surgery and breast implants. I can never thank him enough, he does amazing work ! He totally, absolutely rocks !! And if you ever get a chance to party with Dr. Z and his wife, take them up on it…

Interesting Pick-Up Lines Tossed My Way – Entry 2

Interesting Pick-Up Lines Tossed My Way – Entry 2

“You know, for a white woman you’re holding up really well. Most of you start to break down around 30-35.” Scoring Creativity: 10 Delivery: 10 Effectiveness: 0 Last night’s runner-up Interesting Pick-Up Line Tossesd My Way was: Him: “Would it impress you if I told I know Tiger?” Me: “Yeah right, Tony?“