Bonus Picture: Ummmm, the picture here isn’t blurry, it’s exactly how I was seeing things about 4:00 am after Dr. Z said “whatever you want, just put it on my tab“. Yes … that’s my traveling Coors Light and my oversized Coach bag in the lower portion of the pic. π
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So it was sort of a nice temperature-wise day on Friday, meaning … Snow and ice were thawing so it was inevitable that my broadband cable connectioooooon would crash. As it happens ever time it warms up … there’s an exposed connection out there someplace, That causes me to lose my connection for 6 or…
So Indiana Jones Lando Calrissian has a totally new scam he is pulling on me. You see, Indy is an exceptionally smart dog, Always has been. And the fact that he is so old, Means that in addition to having a vast reserve of dog wisdom, He also has reached the age where he’s pretty…
I noticed something lately … And I’m not sure what it means … if anything. Back in the old days … you know, any time two months ago and earlier … When I was out and about … it seemed like women were the ones looking at me … noticing me … maybe reading me,…
A one-way conversation. Though since it’s ‘one-way’, I’m not really sure it’s a conversation. “Hey, I heard about your cancer.” “You know, maybe it was some of the activities that you chose to do that caused it … you do drink tap water, and you’ve smoked a few cigars in your life.” “Hmmm, if you…
I spoke with Dr. Z just a short bit ago. Surgery is all finished, Kenna is fine, and Everything went really well !! Yay !! π Though interestingly, Everyone in the OR wanted to know what she had for dinner the night before … Apparently she had some really, really bad gas !! π Okay,…
You’ll wonder where the Amy went
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
All right! Who’s been brushing their teeth with Pepsodent? Stop it!
π
*giggles* …guess others are anxious to hear from you too?…seriously Amy, we love reading your wonderfully written blogs…they bring a smile into our day…
Uhhhh. Yea. Wut she said.
Look Amy…am I going to have to come out there and bitch slap you? If I recall, you told me last week you had a juicy story to tell,but you wouldn’t tell me because you were going to post it! Now give it up girl, or I’m comin to whip yer butt!
Oh…and don’t blame it on something called “WORK”…cause THAT elephant won’t fly π
OMG…**panics***…less than one point!……… ***purging negative thoughts about the bar exam results***…
Tara-
You may have to wait a while for Amy to post, but you’ll never be disappointed!
Marcia
P.S.- I failed the Bar exam by .34 of one point my first time through-now that was disappointment!
Where are you Amy????? …….. waiting for your next blog is harder than waiting for my bar exam results…. π
Gina,
That, that is just beautiful. Just. Plain. Beautiful. Would that all our wives, significants, brothers and sisters and mothers and fathers and friends – and ALL others – could see the light like that. (Would that they could all see the light WITHOUT a photo, but if that’s all it takes, then lucky you.)
Best of luck, and best of wishes,
Sincerely,
GHF
Amy
My Wife gave you a great complment.
I was suffering and on your sight and said look honey that is the guy who is going to do my FFS.
Then my wife says well his wife looks good he must have done a lot to her.
Then I say no thats Amy and thats is wear I am going in january.
Thanks for giving her a wake up call.
Take Care
Gina Barker
Dear Amy:
I will admit to taking the picture of you and Dr. Z (The greatest doctor in the world). I donΣ΄ remember taking the picture with Dr. B, but we did have a lot to drink that night in Chicago, anything was possible. Hope things are going well.
Love Nancy
Greg,
Thanks for the compliment. Dr. Z did a good job for me. I’m nothing as hot as Amy and Kenna, but I’m getting some compliments, getting dates, and am passing without problems.
Those guys that think I’m beautiful get extra dog biscuits for their seeing eye dogs…..
Laura a
Amy, I’m so happy for you, congratulations! I can’t tell you how many time while reading your blog archives I was screaming “My God girl, will you quit agonizing and shilly-shallying about and just DO it!!! π
Now the big question – has the “No dating in the hometown” rule been rescinded?
Julia
Amy – you look amazing, nope, that doesn’t quite cut it, you look incredible, nah, that doesn’t work either…..sweet suffering Jayses!!!!! yep, that works. Dr.Z did a super fantastic job on you and the old adage is true, the picture can only be as good as the canvas upon which it is painted. Without a question of a doubt, you could be the poster girl for Dr.Z – you are more beautiful than most (if not all) of the genetic girls I know. Words fail me…..WOW!!!!
c.
Ok,…so I have (or have seen) pics of ‘Kenna, Clio, Amy, and Laura a, all of whom are alumnae – of some sort – of the amazing Dr Z. You all look ubersnarky – is there a page somewhere where Dr. Z’s work can be further perused? Anyone out there with a “visage assist” by Dr. Z. that would like to share?
You look so beautiful, Amy. Your hair – hello! I thought of you today, as my eldest son asked me who my lawyer was…of course, I said I haven’t needed one in a while, but that is was you, Amy.
“I don’t know, Amy, Dr. B is a cutie, but you look fantastic as well. Lets just say that the two of you were the cutest TS girls in the OR and leave it at that!”
I hate to say it but this bothered me. I know Angela was just trying to be nice…but in my mind, Amy deserves to have the term “Woman” used instead of “girl”, and more importantly, without the TS qualifier. Thats what she is.
JMHO…
you look awesome. i am so very impressed and happy for you. congrats!
I don’t know, Amy, Dr. B is a cutie, but you look fantastic as well. Lets just say that the two of you were the cutest TS girls in the OR and leave it at that!
Amy,
It was so great to meet you at Be-ALL. I hope by this time next year I have joined the ranks of the Dr. Z grads. Show your friends the pic of us at the dinner. You look extra wonderful in that one.
Erica
Aims, I was so bummed that I had made other commitments for that night following the banquet. It would have been great to share more time with you and with all the other spectacular Z-girls. I hope you got the photo I sent you of the two of us…
Trust me readers, the photos don’t do her justice. Our correspondent was absolutely radiant and without question, she was the belle of the ball! The evening was definitely all about the ‘A’…
Hi Kenna
I suspect it was my surgery with Dr Z in March that paid for all the hospitality! I hope that we are entertained royaly next year (on the proceeds from my final session with the great man (March 06))!
Hey Paula…DR. Z is generous, but its not without logic…having a good amount of post-ops there (at any large conference)to be seen just makes good marketing sense. Is there any better way to advertise your work then to have your product on display?
I still love the guy though…he’s a real character…
‘Kenna
Hi Amy
Yes, it certainly was a great night at the Be-All. Dr Z is really great isn’t he? The way he looked after his former patients at the conference was just amazing (..put in on my tab) and taking us out for dinner etc.
Your photos look great but you look even better ‘in the flesh’!
Paula
Hi Amy,
Dr Z. did my surgery in March & I am so happy w/ the results. My funniest moment after the surgery was being mistaken for a prostitute in Montreal. That was hoot. You look absolutely great.
Carol H
You look really fantastic Amy! I am so happy for you…we all are…(and some of us are just a little bit jealous of you incredible good looks!)…wow…what a complete package: a real hotty, with brains, and a wonderful (even if ever so slightly-snarky) personality…HUGZ…
You rock gurrrrlll……..!
Hi Amy,
I just wondered on to your site and those pictures reminded me of how much fun I had that night. Just wish I’d have been the one to get my hooks on GI ____
Stephanie
*writing check to ‘Kenna*
Thank you !! π
WHOLEY effin sheet! gawd DAMN you womann…you look ab-so-LUTELY bitchin HAWT!
Gawd DAMN it!
Wow…phreakin WOW!
Amy, you misleading trickster! A BACKDATED post? OMG! You are so naughty!
But it doesn’t matter…we are SO glad to have you back and grinnin’!
(On this issue, at least, I believe I speak for all of us who frequent your wonderfull site.)
hugz,
GHF
Thanks Allison ! π
Yuhpers … they were taken at the 2005 Be-All Convention in Chicago … I think Nancy gets photographer credit for these pics, though it’s also possible that it was Erica or Jonna. Or Paula, or Paula, or Stephanie, or Delia. I’ve got a post on the experience I’ll publish soon. It’s my goal this month for One-A-Day, though I did cheat already because 1.) my first post for the month was really just pictures, and 2.) it was really posted shortly after midnight, I just back dated it. π
Splendid pictures, You all look awsome! Were they taken at a convention or ?
Allison
I trust you realize if you’d provided the Colorado details I’d have sent an ubersnarky card (along with flowers, as a pretext). Wait! That’s why you demurred, isn’t it? π
Amy,
Love the pics of our surgeons!
Dr. Z did my ffs, and I am very pleased. I don’t look as good as you, but I pass consistently and am not recognized around my small town.
And Marci did my grs. I love this girl! She’s awesome, and just so nice.
Three fabulous people in these photos….
Laura a