Hoity Toity

“I’m not a medium or anything, but I’m pretty sure I just heard my deceased Grandma say “What the PHUCK?

Context:聽Four or five of us were holding down the corner of our home bar. As usual, the guys were talking about something and I wasn’t paying active attention to them, instead mindlessly staring at my phone. But then, out of the blue, I heard one of them use the words “Hoity Toity”聽to describe a dinner he had to attend. He’s not like 90 years old either, or 80, or 70, or 60. Early 50’s. Old, but not old enough to use a phrase like “Hoity聽Toity”. Anyways, I deadpanned the line while maintaining my attention on my phone, smirking slightly when I knew the guy that said the words聽was looking at my in response to my utterance. He got the last word though, saying “At least I wasn’t singing along to Shake It Off like you were earlier. Yeah, I saw you.

6 thoughts on “Hoity Toity”

      • Could you answer my favorite question. How is life different as a female from when you lived as a male now that you are past the exciting and new thing.

        • I’ll give it go ! Sure ! Sorry for the delay, your comment got hung up in the filter for approval. Shouldn’t happen again ! 馃檪

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