I didn’t bowl well last night.
I think I had a 442 series.
Weak.
I blame it on two things:
One, I broke a fingernail, so that had to throw off some of my Amy-rhythm, and …
Two, I had my bra on all tangled up.
One of my straps was inside-out … sorta.
I was clearly too rushed changing out of my work duds into my play duds.
I didn’t notice it until well into the third game.
Ugh.
And yeah,
I know … technically,
I guess that might be three things. 🙂
Oh yeah, Over the weekend, We went out for Chinese Food , (Of course, in China they just call it “food”. Gawd, that joke never gets old !!! ), And check out the message that showed up in one of the fortune cookies !!! My plans for world domination are coming along nicely !!!
To all my family and friends who are moms … HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY !!! To all my family and friends who aren’t moms yet, But are moms-2B or moms in spirit … HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY !!! To My Mom, The best mom in the world !!! HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY !!! The first round of hugs…
You know … for the past several years, I’ve have some fairly heavy duty things on my list of things to do for my New Year’s Resolutions … I think I’m going to go a little easier this year with a goal simply of watching all 6 Star Wars episodes in one setting at some…
Wow, Do you kids ever notice how skank-ass ugly I look … On my return home trips? Yeah, I figured you did. But hey, I share the pics with you anyways !!! Kinda figure it’s good for you to see what I look like with one hour of sleep from the night before … And…
Other Person: “Hey Amy, what are you giving up for Lent?” Me: “My virginity.” Editor’s Note: Lighten up, it’s just a joke. And come on, it’s phunny ! Just deadpan the answer, like you’re not really thinking about it. Guys … it doesn’t work for you, so instead, try tossing out in the same disinterested manner the…
Setting: Me walking from my office, to the Ladies’ Room on our office floor. To assist, I’ve drawn a map for you to use as reference. Just as Amy’s rounding the corner from the lobby walking towards the Ladies’ Room, Some Dude That Works for the Software Development Company on Our Floor opens…
Comfort is deffinatley an issue, I’l bet you still looked adorable 🙂
That’s irritating, just like bra straps that slip of the shoulder … grrrrr