Next Up …
I didn’t make any New Year’s resolutions this year …
I mean,
I figured after all of you shot down my plan last year to take up social smoking …
You’d pretty much shoot down any of the ideas I was thinking of this year too !! 🙂
However,
Not to be deterred from moving onward and forward …
I’m ready to move on to the next item on my Life To-Do List.
Let’s see …
Where was I on that list?
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Jump out of an airplane.
Fix that little gender mishap leftover from birth.
Do a stand-up comedy routine at open mic night.
Yes you poor souls …
It’s time for me to take the stage again !!!
Heh, and you thought I sucked at kareoke !!
Wait until you hear this !! 🙂
I’ve found the venue,
Got the target date,
And have a horribly pathetic 10 minutes of material …
Which is a good 9 1/2 minutes longer than I actually need.
I figure I’m all set.
Now as far as my routine goes …
I don’t make reference to having a sex change in my bit …
It’s just pretty much typical Amy-wan fare:
One part self-mocking;
One part topical reference with some pop culture flavoring; and,
One part "did that sweet lil’ thang actually just say that?"
I’m so going to die on stage …
I can’t wait !!!!!! 🙂
If I suck really bad,
I’ll post an mp3 of the trainwreck.
Though if I don’t suck …
Well,
I’ll post an mp3 of that too,
‘Cause I know you won’t believe it otherwise !! 🙂
A, Foxworthy called. They want you in on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. I’m working the deal right now.
om GOD AMY! I Read this last night and started laughing so hard at the image AND the prospect that I couldn’t even respond att – I was hurting too much from the laughing.
You MUST video and or mp3 this little first – oh Lordy, how I wish I could be in the audience for you! – and post in on your website for FTP-ers.
Oh LORD, good luck!
well, I’d do a portrait of you, but I’m afraid that if you didn’t like it you might slice me into tiny pieces with your light saber.
Me? God no! I’m just a solitary, self-conscious soul. I would shrivel in terror at the thought of doing something like that. I’d prefer to sit at home and do my artwork (www.meaderillustration.com)
I’d much rather watch someone else make a total fool out of themselves 🙂
Great tips Gary !! Thanks !! 🙂
Trust me … there’s very little about myself I take seriously !! 🙂
Ya know though, I usually never get stage fright … which is much to the dismay of the public that usually wishes I’d stay away from the microphone !!
Kind of sounds to me like you’re speaking from experience !! Have you already knocked this particular item off your life to-do list ??
ROFLMAO Runner-up !! Gawd let’s hope not !!
Actually, there’s no singing at all in my act … so everyone’s eardrums are safe … it’s just their sensibilities that might be damaged ! 🙂