“Amy, do you like dirty jokes?”
“Duuuuude … I AM a dirty joke. Hit me.”
“What’s the best compliment a woman can give a man?”
“I don’t know, what?”
Joke teller proceeds to make a choking sound while emulating a woman giving a guy a blow job.
“Great, another sound I have to learn to fake for the benefit of some guy’s ego.“
I liked both teams … the New England Patriots and the Carolina Panthers. The Panthers sucked two years ago … with a 1 – 15 record … so they brought the underdog element to the table. The Patriots sucked for a long while, won the Super Bowl two years ago … and have two former…
Today is the last day of school before summer break … Well, actually the last day of bowling until we resume in September. And it’s a total mix of emotions for me. For so long, the end of this year’s bowling season was a pivotal date in my mind, Because it was when I could…
Thank you everyone for all of the super nice birthday wishes !!! You are all waaaaay too nice to me !!! But don’t stop, because I certainly like it !! 🙂
My last analogy got some terrible reviews … And for good reason. So, Let’s try this one on for size. Hopefully it’s a wee bit better !! 🙂 __________________________ Say we’ve got a glass bottle of Coca-Cola … It looks like this: We can tell it’s Coke because we recognize the shape and form of…
Ruh-roh !!!!! :0 Geezuz …. do I ever have a wealth of material for future blogs ….. I could be writing for years on nothing but intense, emotional whatever !!!! But ….. (‘member …. there’s always a but !!) I think we need a break of the drama filled past four news days …. well…