A Guy Walks Up To Me In A Bar …
And says,
“I fish for a living.”
Choose one of the following responses:
A.) Is that code for something?
B.) That explains a lot.
C.) And I’m Mrs. Paul.
D.) Does that line ever work?
I was telling Shaft yesterday that I’m beginning to feel that I’m not giving my Disclosure speeches the attention they deserve … I really don’t think much at all before giving the speech now … and though they are all a bit different these days … for the most part, I just start and let…
So Shaft and I are gabbing on the phone while he is on his drive home … And he asks me what I’m doing this weekend. Now it’s nice how Shaft asks me, ’cause it’s not accusatory, it’s not inquiring, it’s simply attentive. An interest in my life. So nice. π And when I answer,…
Once again … I’m experiencing Amy Hair Trauma … Yes … I colored my hair again yesterday. I’m totally distressed. It so doesn’t look Amy. I went to my home salon yesterday … but only for a color. Strapping Hot Gay Dude cuts and styles my hair, But Hot Window Display colors my hair. And…
Wow !! Not great questions this week, but definitely better than many of late … at least in light of the stuff that’s going on in my life !! π 1. Is the name you have now the same name that’s on your birth certificate? If not, what’s changed? Yes it is. In fact, I…
Hey ya’ll !! π So … did you think I must of fallen off the face of the Earth ?? I mean … what’s this lack of postage krap about ?? So not me. Sworry !! Unfortunately, I don’t have a fun excuse … Except that I was working my butt off. Way working my…
I know you really don’t give a rip … and I probably don’t either, but I figured I better at least disclose … I now love my new hairstyle, it’s working amazingly well. In boy-mode, I’m getting nothing but compliments … looks good, glad to see you got it cut, much better, blah, bla-blah, blah,…
OH, GEESH, Yodette, I just got that! OMG, I’m APPALLED by my own density!
If I had the name Aimee, I’d be worried. I mean, if somebody who aims a gun is an aimer….
π
What are you saying, Greg? That I gained some weight ?? LOL π
No, I haven’t updated that thing since I moved from the late 30’s to early 40’s. I suppose that some of the favorites might change and my hobbies too. I’ll take a look and tweak it ! Thanks !
Thanks Greg ! I try to publish a less obvious, more detailed pic of my noggin’ every now and then for those who like to get a better view to evaluate of my face whakin’ results. For those so reading, I post them based on viewer requests, so let me know if there’s an angle you’d like to see.
Yeah, I know … the Catch and Release line was dangerous to use. I was well aware of that and thought twice before tossing it out. However, I was at the bar in the first place because I had been asked to meet someone there. Unfortunately for me, I got stood up …
Anyways, I was fortunate that the guy I used it on was apparently enjoying the banter just as much as I, kept me company for a while and was a very nice guy overall …
Still … it’s not a line I will most likely ever use again,
Though doubtful I’d ever find it topical again either ! lol π
Amy –
“about Mwah” – is that up to date?
(1) “high five,” “gimmie five,” “low five,” “five on the side” – talk about being “so yesterday, dad!” (Alexandra Flagg) That’s not cool; that’s antique!
(2) “So, are you a Catch and release man or do you eat what you catch?” – that was such a good come-back — but, from a guy’s perspective, it’s an almost ‘unconditional’ come-on. Your flirting is gonna get you …well, satisfied….but it could also get you in trouble. This isn’t hust me: ask Shaft, too. Please be careful! There are some real violent, macho, dickwads out there.
(3) BTW – I noticed the new photos on page one of your website –
(a) I always wondered if anyone ever used those books in lawyers offices anymore, with the net out there encompasing so much. I guess they do at least make good photo backdrops of women pretending to do work.
(b) I hadn’t seen a glittering, new, clear, direct facial (re: that profile/silhouette) of you in quite a few months – you well-and-truly present beautifully!
Actually, he was quite the sweetie. Very entertaining, good taste in music and he certainly knew how to engage in a conversation. The only disturbing trait was a David Puddy-like overuse of the “High Five”.
Your reply … priceless. π
If he was a dweeb you could give him the eye, up and down, and opine you guess he’s risen in his craft beyond journeyman baiter.
Yes … the line was actually served on me recently. There’s no way I could ever come up with that one on my own !! π
I won’t tell you which answer I went with just yet, though I will say …
It didn’t take me long to get to the point where I tossed back the query …
Editor’s Note: Read at your own risk. Serious double entendre to follow.
“So, are you a Catch and Release man or do you eat what you catch?“
I think there a couple more good answers you could give here!
E) what a terrible hook that line is.
You HAVE to go with the “is that code for something”…Its more open ended then the other three responses…and it will get the conversation going (at least if you want it to!)
So…was this line served to you in a bar recently?
‘Kenna