Incredibly Kewl Sheriff’s Deputy Story – No. 1

Da Doo Doo Doo

Da Daa Daa Daa

*pause*

Da Doo Doo Doo

Da Daa Daa Daa

(What can I say? It’s one of three Police songs that I like and it makes a very distinctive, albeit, annoying to Shaft, ringtone !) 🙂

“Hello, this is Amy.”

“Hi Amy, this is Sheriff’s Deputy Who Shall Remain Nameless To Protect The Innocent at your home courthouse.”

Yikes …

I’m in trouble at the courthouse already ??

Krap,

I didn’t even use the women’s restrooms there …

Not wanting to cause any rumbles.

It can’t be the whole lowering the chairs at the prosecuting attorney tables …

I’ve been doing the prank for 8 years …

Trust me, it never gets old !! 🙂

Well, maybe it does …

Bummer.

This sucks.

I don’t know what else I could have done to get one of the deputies calling me.

So not good.

I usually don’t get cops, troopers or deputies calling me until after 2:00 am …

Always on my cell phone …

Usually prefaced with the …

“Sorry to bother you, but this is *fill in title and name of law enforcement personnel calling*, I have a *fill in name of client* who says they are a client of yours and would like to speak with you, will you take the call?”

To which I always respond “yes“,

Unless of course the speech is really slurry with some goofy giggles intermixed,

In which case I say “stop pranking me Miss Daisy“. 🙂

Anyways,

All that went through my mind in mere milliseconds,

Before the Deputy continued with …

“We deactivated Joe’s super secret back hallway access card used to get to the judges’ suites and just need you to come in so we can take a new picture of you and get you a new card. Can you come in tomorrow morning?”

Now seriously …

You can’t imagine how phreaking kewl that was for me to hear,

‘Cause I really wanted a new super secret back hallway access card used to get to the judges’ suites …

Not so much for the courthouse there,

Because as long as I had Joe’s card handy,

I could use it there.

But some of the outlying counties will give attorneys a free pass through security if you flash them my home court’s super secret back hallway access card …

Including the one where certain bras of mine set off the metal detector.

However,

I was honestly very hesitant about requesting a new one,

Anytime soon anyways …

Since I didn’t want to rock the boat or create any problems.

But,

As I was soon to find out …

The court administration totally took the ball on implementing my transition into the system there and ran with it,

Making sure things were taken care of that I would have never even thought of …

Let alone asked for.

Amazing people, aren’t they ?? 🙂

Anyways …

I went and saw Sheriff’s Deputy Who Shall Remain Nameless To Protect The Innocent the following morning and she was so phreaking kewl to me that I can’t even begin to describe it …

Positive words of encourage,

Very courteous treatment,

And she laughed at my jokes !!

I’ve always like our sheriff’s deputies in the building …

And over the past few weeks,

I’m finding them even more amazingly great that I ever imagined !!

And now,

I have a new super secret back hallway access card used to get to the judges’ suites.

Yeah,

I know …

I really don’t look good on plastic,

But hey,

You should see me on leather ! 😉