“Hi, I’m Amy-Wan Kenobi, I’m your only hope.”
It wasn’t nearly as funny when I actually said it …
As I thought it would be in the milliseconds before blurting it out. 🙂
And in case your wondering …
There are a slew of snarky one-liners a table of quick witted quys can come up with in response.
Sometimes I really could use a rewind button in my real life !! 🙂
So … It seems that the information train of my function is making its way down the tracks among my extended family, And yesterday I got a couple of incredibly kewl surprises … Word from two of my cousins !! The first cousin I heard from is my taller, blonder, prettier, funnier and geekier than…
No … no … no … I’m not suddenly getting political or anything, (Well, actually, in real life I’m quite political, I’m just not so here at AmyNews.com.) Anyways … What I’m talking about are the 2004 Boston Music Awards !!! Now I will never tell anyone for whom they should vote … However, If…
The last time the Boston Red Sox won a World Series … Women didn’t even have the right to vote in the U.S. (And before anyone starts to go knocking the U.S., stay down. Women could vote in the U.S. 24 years before women could vote in France, and women could run for office in…
WARNING: This post talks about sex … specifically sex about me, by me and desired by me. If learning about such inner most thoughts of my being causes you the least bit of concern and angst, I advise that you just skip over this post in its entirety. I’m not kidding. However, if references to…
So I was at a rest stop on my way back from Chicago on Saturday night … And was just sitting down, Innocently, To take care of bizniz … When I heard a woman and her very talkative young daughter enter the ladies room. And from the sounds of things, The young daughter took the…
I like flirting … whether I’m boy or girl … I love the Art of Mack. Now granted, my girl mack skills are not even close to where I want them … I’ve got such to learn and refine 🙂 … But my boy-mack skills … hehehe … they are pretty good. Why are my…
I love it !!!
Five bucks says the next time I’m out … I can work each of those lines into a conversation at some point !! lol 🙂
“The Michigan wastes are not to be traveled lightly.”
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“I’m not too drunk to drive.”
“You will be. You WILL be.”
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“Beer or beer not. There is not Lite.”
Grrrrrr …
*kicking myself in the butt*
I wish I had thought of that response !!!! LOL 🙂
Though I might now be so inclined to make another use of the line just so I can !!! 🙂
“These are not the dudes you’re looking for.”