Help Wanted

Okay boys …

Here’s your chance.

I need a guy …

And not in the usual way that I need a guy.

I need a partner in a Latin dance class I’m taking.

Well,

Actually it’s a Latin dance class I want to take.

They offer two different flavors …

The mild version, and

The hot and spicy version.

I’d prefer the latter,

Go figure.

However, with that version you have to register with a partner.

And since I’m currently in between boyfriends,

*heard through my ifb* Ahheeeemmm

Okay, okay, okay …

I’ve never had a boyfriend !!

Whatever !! 🙂

I just need a dancing partner !!

So …

I’m looking for a victim/ lucky guy !!

The Hot and Spicy class is on Thursday nights,

From 8:00 pm – 8:55 pm,

Lasts 8 weeks, and

Costs $35.

A deal at twice the price to have my uninterrupted attention for a few hours each week !! 🙂

I don’t care if your gay or straight …

As long as you’re male,

Willing to have a few beers and laughs with me afterwards, and …

Secure in your sexuality.

(If you’re straight and would find yourself phreaking all out when you get aroused by me during some dance moves, don’t apply. Though I’m sure such a class doesn’t have serious close contact and specific arousing moments. I am soft, curvy, smell nice and if you’re straight, you might just find yourself aroused at some point, I’ve been known to do that to guys. Though if it does happen, I won’t do anything about it. Likewise, if you’re gay and would find yourself phreaking all out when you don’t get aroused by me during some dance moves, don’t apply. I’m soft, curvy, smell nice and if you’re gay, it’s pretty much a certainty you won’t find me arousing at any point.)

So …

If you think that you live in my hometown,

And are the least bit interested,

Contact me.

Otherwise,

I’ll be stuck taking the mild class all by my lonesome ! 🙂