More Elevator Talk

The lady on the elevator looked familiar, but I couldn’t place her.

Hi.

Hi.

Do you mind if I ask you a question?

42.

Pardon?

No … no, not at all, go ahead,” I answered, assuming that she knew I was an attorney and wanted to ask me some legal question.

Do you have a sister named Laura?

No, I don’t why?” I certainly didn’t expect that question.

Well, I’ve seen you at court and I know you’re an attorney. I have a friend from high school whose brother is an attorney and you look just like her.

Heh … more so than she’ll ever imagine !! 🙂

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9 Comments

  1. Ahhh dear child … apparently you’ve never read the best trilogy of all time, written by Douglas Adams – The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to The Galaxy; The Restaurant at the End of The Universe; Life, The Universe and Everything; So Long, and Thanks for All The Fish; and, Mostly Harmless (yes, there are five books in this trilogy … that’s the gist of things there ! :))

    Anyways … the babel fish is a small, yellowish, leech-like fish that funtions as sort of a universal translator and allows different species to understand what each other is saying … of course, it works by you sticking the babel fish in your ear. Many argue that it is something that could not have evolved by accident and is thus proof of the non-existence of God. 🙂

  2. Please … please … no Vogon poetry … it’s like the third worst poetry in the universe !! 🙂 Pure torture !! lol

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