Oppps …
Happy Birthday to You !
Happy Birthday to You !!
Happy Birthday to Skipper (f/k/a Summer Intern) and Geena !!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday to You !
This time sung in my Michelle Branch voice.
The month isn’t quite over, But the following question has already won … Hands down. A few weeks ago, at bowling, one of my male friends posed the following: Are you wearing granny panties or a teddy? Now first of all … my friend that asked the question, is a totally kewl and funny guy,…
Hey kids !!! 🙂 I’m still around !! Though currently in what I hope is Day 7 of … Krap on Amy Week, (keeping my fingers crossed that it’s really not Krap on Amy Month !! :)) Despite having some total high points … Friday night and Saturday night for example, The last 7 days…
WARNING: This post talks about sex … specifically sex about me, by me and desired by me. If learning about such inner most thoughts of my being causes you the least bit of concern and angst, I advise that you just skip over this post in its entirety. I’m not kidding. However, if references to…
Sunday morning I awoke to find what can only be described as … A big ass pimple on the tip of my nose. It was phreaking huge !! Orca huge ! Now one might think that I would have been frustrated to find a big ass pimple on the tip of my nose, But I…
I know. I know. I know. Given my fondness for double entendres … And occasional use of sexual innuendos, One might think that my use of the word … Woodworking References possible activities with a man’s penis: Blow jobs, Hand jobs, Whatever. But no … This post has nothing to do with such. (Editor’s Note:…
Editor’s Note: This is a post I wrote Wednesday morning about 10:00 am, with the exception of one small edit which I made Thursday morning (noted below). I’m not writing this post to elicit any comments, criticisms, or support … Of me or others. In fact, I’m not sure I’ll ever publish this post. But…
Very funny! 🙂 Have another nice Friday night.
For those [e]nquiring minds … desirous of knowing what the heck Shaft and Skipper are talking about … it’s a little poem …
Weatherball red, someone’s giving head;
Weatherball blue, we’re gonna screw;
Weatherball green, monkey sex foreseen.
Please accept my apologies in advance.
totally a combo night regarding the weatherball …and, if i read the weather signs correctly, it will also be active tonight! exams are coming and stress needs to be released, you know. really appreciate your concern shaft!
Happy B-Day, Geena. Thanks, A. You are the porch light for wonderful friends, you just attract them.
Hey Skip, was the weather ball green or red, or was it a combo night? Happy B-Day.
LOL And that’s why I so adore my British friends … you have such a kewl way of stating things !! 🙂
Yuhp, yuhp … Miss Daisy did get some actioooon.
And yuhp, yuhp … I have a wonderful crowd of friends.
These last two posts are when your friendly British reader becomes really confused :-)))
It seems that somebody got off with somebody else at the bowling meeting last Friday and that a splendid time was had by all.
It’s nice to see you having such a great time of things, Aims! You obviously have a wonderful crowd of friends.
Happy birfday to you 2 Skipper and Geena…
🙂
Makenna
This is so cool. Today is my birthday too !
Yeah … you’re doing a very good job of just holding on to the bitterness there !! 🙂
ROFLMAO !!
thanks…feeling much better. still impressive how i refuse to let the graduation thing go, huh?
tell everyone the weather ball was active last night, by the way!