Happy Birthday Mom !

I’ve mentioned him in passing before … The North Korean General who we turned for his military secrets … That now purports to work in my office building feigning the occupation as a proprietor of a tailor shop. We came to the conclusion he is actually a commie General since … Though it’s his tailor…

I’m scared. Yuhp. There’s no question about it. Right here, right now, today … I’m pretty phreaking scared. Regular viewers know … I’ve got an upcoming surgery scheduled, Let’s see … all total, I’m doing the following: -More fat injections to my lips and temples, -Upper lip lift, -Some fat removal in my upper eyelid…

1. What time did you get up this morning? 5:15 AM. Whatta phreak !! I know. 2. Diamonds or pearls? If anyone has to ask me that question, they really don’t know me well enough to be interested in getting me either. But for those of you who don’t know me well enough to get…

I know. I know. I know. Given my fondness for double entendres … And occasional use of sexual innuendos, One might think that my use of the word … Woodworking References possible activities with a man’s penis: Blow jobs, Hand jobs, Whatever. But no … This post has nothing to do with such. (Editor’s Note:…

Joe Hairdy’s name was removed from my office door, It was a feeling of melancholy and optimism. My private investigator walked into my office unannounced and found, as he later told Shaft, some young woman in Joe’s office, He seemed to take the information well when I told him, but then again, as long as…

Something strange is happening to me. I honestly never thought it would. I never thought I would get to the point of just finding it practically impossible to force myself to play boy. As I’ve been more and more me in my time and place … It’s gotten harder and harder to be anything but…