Hey …
Check out who said “I Do“.
Well, technically,
Only I said “I Do” …
Mac’s response was more of a garbled mrrmprphhmmmprhhmm.
I guess the duct tape I had secured over his mouth made it a bit more difficult to vocalize his acquiescence.
Anyways,
Moments after the exchange of our vows …
He escaped.
I should have expected such,
That’s kind of his forte’.
*shrug*
Oh well,
Then doing the celebrity thing …
He quickly got our marriage anulled.
*sigh* π
Sweet !! π And just like the result W3bgrl received, from whom I happen to have stolen this quiz !! π Which Rock Chick Are You? Please note though, in rendering the results of this quiz, the quizmasters obviously have never heard me attempt karaoke !! π
Did you ever watch the show Herman’s Head? It was on FOX in the early 90’s and was a fun view (Duet was good too, before they turned Laura into an alcoholic and moved the focus away from her and Ben …. oh, some trivia …. Ellen DeGeneres started out on Duet.) Anyways …. the…
EX: I spoke with your mom the other day. AMY-WAN: Did she say anything interesting? EX: She said she thought you were pretty. AMY-WAN: Really? No way. EX: Yeah. Really. I told her she should tell you that. AMY-WAN: Wow. Thanks. Uhhhh … you didn’t tell her how I behave when we all go out,…
I’ve got way too much junk going on in my head …. it just isn’t right ….. I suppose it’s expected, in light of pending changes ….. feel free to just ignore this post …… it’s more of a reminder summary for me …….. but if interested the following is a glimpse of my ts…
Editor’s Note: The following post details particular behavior which I neither encourage, nor endorse. Don’t do it. It’s stupid and dangerous. Do as I say, not as I do. Also, if reading about my interest in men and flirtage with the other gender disturbs you in any way, definitely, skip this post ! π Instead…
Quoting an anonymous source who has recently had the “privilege” of experiencing Amy-tude in real life … “Geezuz Amy, you’re going to be a handful for some poor boy someday.” Hmmmm … ya think? π (In all seriousness … I’ll be the best thing to ever happen to the poor boy that someday captures my…
Amy –
you KNOW I was just trying out a little humor here, right?
Well, maybe it wasn’t successful. Sorry.
GHF. TMI. GMWAS.
uuummm, Amy………
Fantasies? Yes, those I understand.
Wild, delicious bed wrestling, that I understand.
Love, and long kisses, and sex in strange places at the drop of a hat – these are things I understand.
Even death wishes, those I understand.
But a cyberwedding?
This is now officially strange.
GHF
Yeah … you’re right … she did totally bust my butt with her response !! LOL Good one TL !! π
A, you might be swinging for the fences but TL just grabbed that one of the top of the left field wall! And then you totally avoided the reporters’ questions at the post-game.
How did you know my nickname was “cake” ? lol
Swing for the fences with that one kids !! π
He did it for the cake.
“Cake? Did someone say, ‘cake’?”
I have never had a problem deciphering your script. And what with these unsolicited props for how you sign my name now?
Now that I think about it I’m actually a little surprised that you & MacGyver actually got married. I totally agree with you that he is “very distinguished and hot”. What surprises me is that he is really into two “sports” that I know you don’t like. I read that he is a huge fan of ice hockey and auto racing. Did you know that he participated in the Toyota Celebrity Long Beach Grand Prix twice, as well as other racing events around the country?
This just doesnΣ΄ sound like the kind of guy youΣ€ fall for. Must be the looks and the cute tush. (wink, wink) LOL
Though for the record … I have gotten some unsolicited props for how I sign my name now !! π
Well … that pretty much means you’re the of the few that can actually decipher my scribe !! π
Congratulations Mrs. Richard Dean Anderson!! So when are the wedding & honeymoon photos gonna be displayed for everyone to see?
BTW I got your mail today. You still have the same handwriting. See you Friday.
Yuhp … a very distinguished and hot short gray hair look I might add !!! π
Isn’t Mac the guy on Stargate SG1 only now he has short gray hair?
M
Oh, well I assumed it was already off. I mean they did just get married after all ^_^
ROFLMAO !! π
Knock it off you guys – you’re turning me on!
Excellent MacGyver list Anne !!! lol
Of course, that presumes I’m wearing one in the first place !! π
Amy, you could have used your bra to bind his hands together. Yes, of course you’d have to take it off first.
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Laura, that’s just what he’d be expecting!
But a polymer-based handcuff can be nearly impossible to escape.
All you need is:
Silly Putty
Ammonia
Small heat source (candle, sterno, underwear soaked in wax (gross but effective))
Small figurine of the Madonna
Bailey’s Irish Cre….I’d better stop here.
Sometimes it is possible to just be too clever for your own good. Serious mistake on his part.
SERIOUS! Next time use a coat hanger and some duct tape to construct some hand cuffs.
Laura a