Holy Krap !!

Most of the time, when I’m in boy … I wear undersized A-neck undershirts … to compress my already tastefully understated hooters. And it usually works well for disguise. Except whenever I’m doing something requiring repeated upper body movement. It just doesn’t work … As mentioned before, the girls took a beating when I was…

Actually …. more like a 3:45 AM Run …. The world is so amazing to me sometimes …. the things that technology can do …. and the conveniences of one’s life ….. I woke at 2:30 AM …. on my own … which is when I set my internal clock …. ahhh …. I don’t…

Just something I’ve noticed … the past week or so … as the weather has gotten really chilly here. My nose develops The Drip … and I have no idea when it happens. I’ll get some sinus drainage (ahhhh, Shaft … that means snot, but it’s really not snot, you got? It has a bit…

I received a phone call today and asked if I would be willing to participant in a Bachelor Auctioooon … You know, package myself up in a date and then let myself be sold to the highest bidder. Totally amusing !! 🙂 I don’t know who suggested me, but I declined. Seriously, even if this…

So this morning, I was innocently minding my business, Slowly getting ready to go into the office, Enjoying cup number 8 of my daily 15+ cups of coffee, When I wandered back from my bedroom into my fort, aka den. I checked my e-mail and saw that I had an e-mail from Tiger’s Brain. (Tiger…

So … when Shaft writes his Ask Shaft! column … it’s just as much a surprise to me as is it to you what questions he’ll answer or what he will say … The only benefit I get is an earlier read … He sends his column to me late Monday afternoon and then I…