I’ll Just Make a Donation

I received a phone call today and asked if I would be willing to participant in a Bachelor Auctioooon …

You know, package myself up in a date and then let myself be sold to the highest bidder.

Totally amusing !! 🙂

I don’t know who suggested me, but I declined.

Seriously, even if this was before transition, I’d have never done it … it would have been a real life remake of cameraman Larry’s experience in GroundHog Day …

Two bits … anybody willing to pay two bits for Joe Hairdy. Full head of hair, complete command of useless information, irritatingly nice … two bits. Anybody, anybody … two bits. A nickel … how about a nickel? … He’s a steal at a fraction of that price … wait, huh?

But now … naaaaah, the only way I’d participate in such an event is as a bidder if Hottie was on the block … and then … I know I’d be competing against his little vixen … so all I’d do is run up the price until I decided to let her win.

Though on the other hand … maybe this is a place where I could buy myself a date to Momma Mia! *pondering* 🙂

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6 Comments

  1. I look gooooood in one of my lbd’s … though in the sassy straps I have to go with my favorite … I’m a trip and fall waiting to happen !!

    “She seems nice and cute, but why does she keep tripping over things?”

  2. Hey…thats a great idea…buy yourself a date for Mamma Mia…

    Sort of a hey…”Hey Studmuffin, you’re MINE for the evening, so shut up and drive”…

    Makenna

  3. Little vixen – not harsh at all. It was said with admiration and significant quantities of jealousy ! 🙂

    LOL Yeah, imagine the surprise if some poor guy bought me !! LOL

  4. Little vixen??? That’s kind of harsh wouldn’t you say?? :-p Having me up there would be like having Kramer strolling the catwalk…eventually taking a dive into the crowd…NEXT!! C’mon Amy, you could be the “Fun Bob” of the auction…or should I say “Fun Bobbette”?

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