• I’ve got a hamburger

• I’ve got a hamburger problem …… I absolutely love them …. yesterday …… I had a total of 5 hamburgers …. day before ….. something close to that …. now at least I’m not matching them with french fries every time …… these days …. it’s usually a salad ….
• The Detroit Lions absolutely suck !! Why do I keep watching them?? Why do I keep hoping they will turn things around ?? I don’t know, maybe it’s avoidance, maybe it’s denial …… heck, maybe it’s genetic …….. 🙂
• People see what they expect to see ……. I am amazed that people who are not “in the know”, but are close acquiantances and friends haven’t pieced things together yet ….. especially the close friends …….. take for example comments made by Shaft’s wife ……… at one point during the day she stopped by our offices to see if we had any “chocolate” …. we had plenty …… having received some holiday treats from clients and vendors …… I took a piece of piece as well as she ……. in a mocking tone she says “geez, do you think your diet can take it” ….. I tauntingly respond while intentionally tossing out a pose that highlights my developing curves “I don’t know, what do you think?” …… to which she replies ….. “oh my gawd, you’ve got such a girl’s figure” ……. but ……… said as an “insult”, not in any way said as “recognition” ….. cracked me up …..
• So later in the day ….. I’m in Shaft’s office …… we’re just goofing off ….. (how you ask does a litigation firm of attorneys goof off ????? usually Nerf basketball, putting contests or hard, vocal, animated arguments about something completely stupid) ……. in this case we were engaged in a hard, vocal, animated argument whether Shaft is simply obese or if he’s a “rock” because he can tense up his arm and leg muscles for seconds at a time …….. of course …… I was arguing he is simply obese …… he’s arguing he’s a rock (yeah right, one fat rock) ……. anyways ….. Shaft’s wife stumbles in and she sides with me on this argument …… since we’re discussing weight ….. once again she talks about my weight loss …… eventually she says …. “If you don’t start putting on some weight, you’ll never be anyone’s husband …… but with that weight loss and your long hair, you might end up being a wife” …… again …….. stated as an “insult” …… no recognition ……. I really would like to tell her, sort of feel like we’re being mean not letting her know when so many do ….. but she simply CANNOT keep a secret ……. I have to be prepared for the outting when I tell her …..
• Client came to court yesterday drunk …… for a sentencing on a OUIL (Operating Under Influence of Liquor) ….. gotta love it !! LOL (I got the sentencing adjourned for 3 months …. hopefully he’ll sober up by then …… yeah, right.)
• As I have said before ….. Monday night television is awful !!!!!
• And as I have said before …… Tuesday night television is great ….. whoo hoooooo That 70’s Show and 24 ….. thank gawd for Fox, WB and UPN !!
• I have no use for NBC (except for Friends and Will & Grace, but I don’t watch either when Survivor is counterprogrammed), no use whatsoever for ABC (I will watch The Bachelor, but really not into it). I suppose I have limited use for CBS (Survivor, The Amazing Race, CSI).