Confucious Says …

Oh yeah,

Over the weekend,

We went out for Chinese Food ,

(Of course, in China they just call it “food”. Gawd, that joke never gets old !!! ),

And check out the message that showed up in one of the fortune cookies !!!


My plans for world domination are coming along nicely !!!

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  1. ROFLMAO !!! OMG TL !!! That’s hilarious !!! You’re right … I always did/do say one should add the words “in bed” to the end of any fortune !!! 🙂 And you know what ??? Adding the words to this fortune totally work !!! 🙂

    Nah … that’s just a fortune from a website that generates fake ones … the guy holding the fortune cookie is just a prop. 🙂

  2. If I remember correctly, you always told me to add to the end of every fortune the words “in bed”. So your fortune should correctly read “It’s all about the “A” in bed”. And please tell us who that is holding your fortune. Is there some sort of hidden message in the pic that you’re trying to tell us?

  3. Resistance is futile !!!! amy-wan rules!! i will obey !!! i will obey!! said in a not so mocking robotic voice ….at least you didn’t get the one i got it said” help me i am being held captive in a chinese fourtune cookie factory” now who would believe that???

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