Badger’s Down, Badger’s Down

I so love the 24 formula …

You just knew there was a different set of terrorists coming into the scene soon,

But I didn’t expect Badger, a/k/a Yellow Tie Guy, to get gutted like a fish so early in the episode.

Sweet !!! Knife killings are so personal.

Don’t worry though peeps, he’ll be resurrected in another Fox show at some point.

Sam-wise is nuts. Simply nutz. President Logan is … well, I’m not even sure what the proper word would be. But whatever it would be, it would not be construed as a compliment.

Wow, Jack took out Curtis. That was hard for Jack, he likes Curtis, I know he does, didn’t you hear him tell him “don’t fight it”.  Curtis … Jack’s new Tony. Speaking of Tony … we haven’t seen him in a while, I guess he’s still doing his JFK impersonation. What ??? Come on … it was just a joke !!! Though in other “we haven’t seen them in a while” news, Kim didn’t make an appearance, which is a blessing. Did any of you check out to see if that was Kim that died in the food court last week?

Is it just me, or did Audrey look hot in those librarian glasses? Wait a second, rewind … does Audrey have a doinked up nose or what ? I think Jack went Bauer on her face. Check out her visual when Sam-wise is quizzing her if she had talked to Jack since he was in custody. And speaking of scary, yikes on Sam-wise’s krack-whore sister. Wasn’t she one of the zombies in 28 Days? Doesn’t Sam-wise have some security guys he could send over to rough them up a bit and retrieve his ID card ??? Hmmmm, I wonder if there’s more to his hesitation to use the power at his disposal than just not wanting to admit getting rolled like Bounty.

Is it possible that both Sam-wise and President Logan are bad guys ??? There was that hint about someone in the goverment still working for the bad guys. Maybe there are actually two people.

Just for the record … the whole Chloe and Audrey working together thing … it’s got a lot of geeks hot and bothered over the imagery. Though Chloe was a little pissy to Audrey when she found out Audrey had been helping out Jack. I sense cat-fight with Chloe killing Audrey. Maybe Audrey was all distraught over thinking Jack was dead after last season and she switched to the bad guys, but now that she’s found out he’s alive, she’s trying to undo her badness. Lame theory, I know. I’ll work on it. And yes, I know … I need to get a life.

Geezuz H. Kripes … give me a break President Logan. We’re the United States of America. For the luv of gawd, We DON’T negotiate with terrorists !!! Come on, we’re taught that in first grade. What is so difficult about this decision for you ??? They want the Russian President’s route plan … you simply tell them “Phuck Off”. It’s easy. (Reason number 42 why I’ll never be elected president … I’m a little too liberal with the ph bombs when talking to terrorists.) Swwwwwooooossshhh, Swosh. Did you hear that ??? That was President Logan’s testicles turtling right back into his body. Grrrrrr. I can’t stand him. Seriously, if any terrorist ever kidnaps me, don’t you dare negotiate with them. That’s not how you do it. Oh, I know …that might mean I won’t make it out alive, but trust me, my last moments of life will be incredibly miserable for the terrorists. “Yo Mo. Do you know why they tell you they have 69 virgins waiting for you in heaven when you die? Because they have plenty of virgins in your heaven, since Flohammed prefers goats. Goatrutter. At least my deity of choice knows how to satisfy a woman. Hey, I just spilled some coffee. Come over here and rub your head on the floor, will ya? Hey, be careful, remove the bombs first, they fight the absorbency.” Feel free to place bets on the over/under on how long I’d live before the terrorists kill me. I’ll take 6 minutes 42 seconds.

Quote of the hour – Chloe: “Upload the drive to my socket.” Hah !

Oh yeah, and Chloe’s socket access code is 5j55j, which for those of you slow on the uptake … is simply 55555 on a phone’s keypad.

Really, Can we make the First Lady president?

Jack knocked off two terrorists last night on the roof of a building that looked oddly familiar. I think we’ve seen people die on that rooftop before. Talk about a long distance kill with a 9mm handgun on the one terrorist … wow !!! One shot through the heart clear across from another building. You’ve been Bauered, now die. He also shot down a helicopter with that same 9mm, but it didn’t sound like anyone died, so I have to conclude they somehow landed the helicopter safely with no causalities in that ever spacious built-up urban environment. The new terrorist seemed to suggest that Jack killed three of his peons, but I think he was wrong. The first peon was killed by Traiter 2 in the warehouse. So Amy’s Official Jack Bauer Kill Kount is 11.

And last, but not least, this week’s Bauerism … “Jack Bauer turns off his alarm clock by cutting the blue wire.”

Be Bop, Be Bop, Be Bop