Opening Line
“I’m Amy Preston. I’m not sure if you recognize me or heard the rumor, but I used to be Joe Hairdy.”
I guess that’ll do. 🙂
I know it’s still summer … July. But it’s sorta cloudy out today, At least here it is … And I’ve had to work my butt off this morning into the afternoon, Way too hard for a Saturday. So I’m hanging out in my den … fort … The Con … Sorta considering taking a…
In 24 hours, I … Disclosed to Tenant – one word summary, great. Disclosed to Hottie – one word summary, cool. And, Discussed with my parents, in excruciating detail, my transition plans – one word summary, intense. Whataday ! Now I’m going to go and watch a whole bunch of television. 🙂
Back. Whew … what a three days. Wednesday night night was bowling with The UnUsual Suspects AND it was also our celebration of Sister’s birthday … So I was moving really, really slowly on Thursday. As I think we all were. Then Friday I worked my butt off in court during the day, And ended…
The lady on the elevator looked familiar, but I couldn’t place her. “Hi.” “Hi.” “Do you mind if I ask you a question?” “42.” “Pardon?” “No … no, not at all, go ahead,” I answered, assuming that she knew I was an attorney and wanted to ask me some legal question. “Do you have a…
The third most Frequently Asked Question I’ve been posed this past month (the first still being … Is that your real hair? (yes) and the second being something along the lines of whether or not I’m going to post “before/after” type pictures of my breast surgery (maybe, but not the type of pictures I’m being…
[Editor’s Note: This was a post that I was working on before I read Caitlin’s post titled The Big Lie … now of course, you might just think once again that I’m scamming material from her … but that’s really not the case, at least this time … because Caitlin’s post is much more well-written…
I learned this in Marketing 101:
“Bright New Package — Same Quality Product.”
That’s my line…and no, you can’t use it.
🙂
delia
Too funny!!!! yep, I guess that’ll do 🙂