More Thievery
I stole the Steak and BJ Day link over in the Some Up-Coming Events box from Amber … I’m including it there because I know guys frequent my site too and wanted to give you a little reminder … make Valentine’s Day special for your girl … and maybe she’ll consider recognizing Steak and BJ Day as your own, private holiday !! 🙂 No promises though !
I scammed the following from Caitlin … I think it’s pretty kewl. I’ve been to more states than I realized.
bold the states you’ve been to, underline the states you’ve lived in and italicize the state you’re in now…
Alabama / Alaska / Arizona / Arkansas / California / Colorado / Connecticut / Delaware / Florida / Georgia / Hawaii / Idaho / Illinois / Indiana / Iowa / Kansas / Kentucky / Louisiana / Maine / Maryland / Massachusetts / Michigan / Minnesota / Mississippi / Missouri / Montana / Nebraska / Nevada / New Hampshire / New Jersey / New Mexico / New York / North Carolina / North Dakota / Ohio / Oklahoma / Oregon / Pennsylvania / Rhode Island / South Carolina / South Dakota / Tennessee / Texas / Utah / Vermont / Virginia / Washington / West Virginia / Wisconsin / Wyoming / Washington D.C /
Go HERE to have a form generate the HTML for you.
Ugh… clutch the pearls! ;-P
Ohhhh … pwooor baby !! lol 🙂
Seems I am the only one that wanted to do there state thing here… the rest of your perverts want to talk about nothing more than oral sex.
My virgin ears are burning!!
Alabama / Alaska / Arizona / Arkansas / California / Colorado / Connecticut / Delaware / Florida / Georgia / Hawaii / Idaho / Illinois / Indiana / Iowa / Kansas / Kentucky / Louisiana / Maine / Maryland / Massachusetts / Michigan / Minnesota / Mississippi / Missouri / Montana / Nebraska / Nevada / New Hampshire / New Jersey / New Mexico / New York / North Carolina / North Dakota / Ohio / Oklahoma / Oregon / Pennsylvania / Rhode Island / South Carolina / South Dakota / Tennessee / Texas / Utah / Vermont / Virginia / Washington / West Virginia / Wisconsin / Wyoming / Washington D.C /
Uh ooooh … you mean you’re supposed to have a fight first ?? Nobody told me that !!! 🙂
No. Really Mom, the only oral sex we’ll have is when we have a big fight and I tell him to go “F” himself! Right. That’s the ticket. 🙂
LOL Oh no … trust me, they are well aware their daughter has no sexual prudeness nor nun-type tendencies … which causes them typical parental angst !! 🙂
Being a woman is being a woman, unless you suggested to Mom and Dad you intended to be a Nun or a sexual prude.
Yes, I do think we all know what it stands for 🙂 … and if read, I’m sure my parents would know too … I was just thinking if I did the initial/abbreviation thang … it wouldn’t even stick out enough to entice them to read. Who knows though *shrug* … maybe more creativity is required on my part !! (Or less concern :))
Hmmm…I’d advise caution. Everybody knows what BJ stands for and it’s not “Bridget Jones”. It’s such a well-known acrostic that it stands out immediately.
Thank you Skylark !!! 🙂 I was hoping someone would ask me about that ! I’m mainly only thinking about my parents here … I know for a fact they don’t read in depth any of the stuff I have here … because I’ve made more than enough suggestions as to what I like/am interested in doing with boys to cause them a mild tremor … when they do visit, it’s mainly just to see if I’ve posted any new pics of the sort, a cursory glance … I think BJ blends in enough that it wouldn’t catch one’s eye on a casual view, like maybe Blow Job or Cunnilingus would.
sorry for the repeated posts, but this just occurred to me…
how can the strictly clinical term “cunnilingus” be somehow more head-exploding than “BJ”? why would the slang term for fellatio be any more acceptable in, um, “normal” company than its gynocentric counterparts?
i sense an unexamined value, here.
http://www.affairsltd.co.uk/sex_synonyms/synonyms_CUNNILINGUS.htm
muffdiving?
It’s not an abbreviation, but it will be understood by those in the know: “Cunning linguist”.
Does anyone know of a good abbreviation for cunnilingus? I want to add Mac/Cheese & Cunnilingus Day to the countdown, but spelling it out would take too much room and would also probably cause the head any of my family members that visit here to explode. 🙂 Shaft, keep it out of the gutter … I know the response line that’s just waiting there to be hit out of the park !!
If I could only get a boyfriend, in my current limbo-like state, I would happily celebrate Steak and BJ day regardless of what happened on 14 February. I enjoy steak and I’m sure wieners are not bad, either 🙂
i think we conceived it as the same-day alternative.
ROFLMAO That’s phreakin’ hilarious !!! Is it on February 14, March 14 or another day ?? I’ll add it to the countdown !!! 🙂
for the dykes in the crowd, ali and i have declared “macaroni ‘n’ cheese and cunnilingus day.”