Girl Next Door

Well … The big guy survived the surgery, Though he’s still definitely feeling the effects of being under anesthesia. The tumor was removed, And while he was under, I had them clean his teeth. So at least now his breath doesn’t smell like that drunk businessman’s from two Wednesdays ago. Sunday night, The night before…

I called my dad last night … just to say ‘hi’ … that’s the sort of thing we do. And as soon as he answered the phone I could tell something was wrong … “What’s wrong Dad, are you okay?” “I’m sad, I just got a call from Boss. Co-Worker 1 had a heart attack…

Editor’s Note: I’m not politically correct … though I’m an equal opportunity mocker. So though the following might offend people in a way … please don’t take it so seriously, it’s just … twalking and laughing. Amy-Wan: “What’s in the box?” Spuddy, opening a styrofoam box (yes, that part is politically incorrect) and displaying 1/2…

I swear … I must emit some aura that let’s guys know that I hate hockey and Nascar, But for some reason still attracts them to me like moths to a light. Anyways, the conversation below occurred a couple of weeks ago … I’m just now having the courage to admit to it in public….

Editor’s Note: This is a post I wrote Wednesday morning about 10:00 am, with the exception of one small edit which I made Thursday morning (noted below). I’m not writing this post to elicit any comments, criticisms, or support … Of me or others. In fact, I’m not sure I’ll ever publish this post. But…

Ugh … (Note to self: I say Ugh way too often … I need to track the frequency of usage and evaluate need for some possible behavior modification.) Let’s see … it’s 4:15 AM … I’ve been awake since … 1:45 PM … there’s nothing on the tube right now … I watched South Park:…