Just Leave a Tip In The Jar
Ugh … I worked my ass off way too hard this morning for a measly amount of coinage. I’m not sure if my client was impaired, stupid or just phreaking smart enough to act one or the other, but for a procedure that should have taken 15 minutes … I didn’t wrap it up until 2 1/2 hours later … completely destroying an already overbooked day. Anyways, giving him the benefit of the doubt, I did some incredibly resourceful, creative work which generated a positive outcome for him … and of course, a bad outcome for society. Oh well … at least he thanked me. And I now have another felon who owes me a favor.
oh, yeah,
your work involves felons…
i’m seeing now why passing flawlessly
is sooooooooo important to you…
FULL CAST (in unison)
Well, duh, Stacy!
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