Are You Ready For Some Football?
Okay … listen … I know that most of the viewers at my site are t’s,
But I also know that there are several regular viewers who are friends, spouses or significant others of t’s …
Some people who have no exposure whatsoever to transsexuals except getting snagged by one of my google fishing hooks and then decided to become regular visitors …
And still others who visit just hoping I’ll cave to their requests someday and show some skin …
Regardless of who you are … you should know by now …. that though this site is all about me … I’m not only about being transsexual …
I’m also about laughing … sarcastic comments … really bad movie reviews … disturbing Friday Fives … loyalty to friends … terrible sleeping habits … even worse dietary habits … excruciatingly extended decision-making traits … feeding an extreme television addiction … and … FOOTBALL !!!
Huh? Football? Where does that come from?
Just go with me on this one, k? 😉
Not the … help me, help me please … I can’t use my arms and hands European-style football (aka Snooze-ball) … but the strap ’em up and beat the crap outta each other American-style football … (though speaking from purely my spectator’s point of view … rugby fascinates me … it is amazingly violent … I love it … I actually consider rugby a real man’s game of football … in fact, I’m not embarassed to admit … watching those boys play rugby and beat the krap out of one another … ahhhh …. it’s scrumscious !! 😉 ).
Anyways …
I’ve decided to do something this year that I have no idea if anyone will be interested in going along with …
*fingers crossed and prepared to beg*
Amy’s Football League !!!
See … I have a pretty much no-brainer, little work required fantasy football league that I have run in the past for Joe Hairdy’s friends … you know, Shaft, Singer, Hottie, OBP, Tenant, etc.
It’s mainly all about luck, a tad bit of skill, but it’s something for us to laugh, tease and trash talk each other about while giving us reasons to watch games for which we’d have no other interest in viewing … take for example … Cardinals v Bengals.
So I decided to set one up for Amy’s friends too … Shaft’s already committed, well duh, that’s obvious … I mean, he’s already agreed to play in the league, I’m obviously in … and now I need some of YOU !! 🙂
It doesn’t cost anything, you can set up a free e-mail address so you can maintain your privacy … and you can take turns kicking my butt week in and week out. Because, though I love the sport, I have shown repeatedly that I’m incapable of managing a fantasy team to anything greater than a 2 – 12 record. (Only 14 regular season games, the last 2 games of the season are for the playoffs.)
Come on girls, it’s perfectly acceptable to like football and know something about the game … it only means you’ve evolved from the neanderthal state of the boys and instead of risking your life and limb playing the game … you let them do it and are wise enough to sit back and enjoy the actioooon !! And the rest of you … whoever you are … come on … I need a total of 8 more teams. Please … please … please ! It’ll be fun !
If you’re sorta kinda interested, just e-mail me. It’s really a no brainer and requires only as much time as you want to spend. The draft and picking of your teams can be totally automatic and you can select your starting roster each week in like 5 minutes. You don’t need to know anything about football !! Heck, Shaft won last year. That should tell you something. 🙂
How can you say that American Football is a real man’s game? The players all wear millions of layers of padding – what wimps! Maybe Rugby is the game you’d really enjoy: hard men, hard tackles, and no padding.
And how could you diss Football (i.e., soccer) as “snoozeball”? It’s such a fast, flowing, free and skilful game! Plus the players often have even nicer hairstyles than we do!
I’m in.
Hmmmm …. that’s okay ! I understand … though if your partner is aching for some football actioooon … keep Amy’s Football League in mind !! 🙂
Ugh! Sorry, but some of us don’t have to feign ignorance, I’m afraid. Here goes my image as a fount of knowledge, but I’m _emarassingly_ ignorant of the game, to put it mildly. You won’t believe how little I know about football.
I don’t want to even think about how badly I sucked at sports as a child and as a teen.
“You throw like a girl!”
“You run like a girl!”
“Catch the ball you big sissy!”
“Whimp!”
“Fag!”
Too many experiences too painful and too abusive….
With so many bad memories, I never wanted anything to do with football. Pick the woman you know who knows the least about football. She probably knows about as much about football as I do. She probably has about as much interest in the game, too. When my partner, who’s a fan, watches a game, I’ll watch and cheer along too, but it’s social sharing, not an interest in the game.
I know a little more about softball. Women I worked with talked me into trying, so I played on a women’s team for a couple of seasons. I was a only an average player, in center field, but at least I wasn’t terrible.
🙁
I sense that I’m going to have to start whining ! 🙂
sorry, aims, but,
when i was much younger,
one of my brothers thought learning football
would get the sugar out of my pants…
it only gave me an aversion to football…