Rock Chick

So I had to borrow Shaft’s new car today (you know, his new mid-life penis) for a trip to a foreign court … Why you ask ?? Why couldn’t I drive my own car ?? Well, for a reason that could only happen to one named Amy-wan Kenobi !! 🙂 Interested? Then …

Hmmmm …. it’s such a sad state on the life of Michael Jackson when I can honestly say I’m so much happier finding myself today looking more like Jim Carey’s character from The Grinch instead of The King of Pop … Wild, huh ?? Maybe I have a future in the movies … 🙂 Word…

One of the main reasons I write my movie reviews is because I don’t have my own television show just yet … so I’ve got to have an outlet for my excessive viewage of movie and television offerings … And I sort of feel this actually does give you a bit of insight into what…

So … I had originally planned on doing some chick things Saturday night … it’s been a while since I hootchied up and I was in the mood to drink, dance and get some attentiooon … but alas … my plans feel through 🙁 … I really need more friends … ’cause in some situations…

So I went into work Friday morning with the intention of getting a bunch of stuff done … And I actually did. I was a high volume, working machine … despite gabbing on the phone with Singer, chatting on-line with Miss Daisy (including playing to a draw in multiple games of tic-tac-toe) and e-mailing with…

I got a speeding ticket the other day … 53 in a 35. Yeah, yeah, yeah … I know. Sounds worse than it actually was … Really. Any 5 lane road in a non-residential area with nothing but fast food and office buildings lined up continuously on each side of the thoroughfare simply should not…