“Going to war without the

“Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without your accordion.“

David Letterman: “France wants more evidence [of Iraqi violations]. The last time France wanted more evidence, it rolled right through France with a German flag.”

Dennis Miller: “The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.”

Jay Leno: “I don’t know why people are surprised that France won’t help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn’t help us get the Germans out of France!”

Rep. Roy Blunt, R-Mo.: “Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It’s not known, it’s never been tried.”

French President Jacques Chirac: “As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure.” (Seriously, he actually said it !! LOL)

John Xereas, DC Improv: “Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in World War II? And that’s because it was raining.”

• I struggle with mentioning anything politic-y on my site here, because it’s bound to offend someone, and I don’t like being “offensive” in that way ….. but on the other hand ….. I’m incredibly sarcastic ….. and like to laugh a lot ….. it is sort of just part of me …… and if I perceive someone as being two-faced …. my sarcasm usually makes an appearance ….. which for the most part ….. means that at some point ….. I’m usually tossing something at everyone eventually …… but since I lose interest in such things rather quickly ….. I move on …… ‘ways ….. right now …… I’m stuck on the two-faced French. Which means that the Vatican, Hollywood personalities and the Media (just who is “The Media”, doh !!) are currently off my radar. But have you noticed ….. I don’t think I’ve ever had any of our presidents in my radar ….. isn’t that wierd ???? ….. seems like such any easy topic for me ……. and this is regardless of whether I wanted them elected or not …… once they become president ……. I tend to defend them ….. I don’t know if it’s because of respect for the office …….. or that I feel they are really trying because they all seem to turn gray and look awful after two years on the job !! Either way ….. it’ll be back to Amy news later today ….. peace out.