• Yo yo yo ……..heck
• Yo yo yo ……..heck …. I donno why I felt like muttering that …. just did 🙂
• Let’s see …. I really don’t have much interesting to say today …. of course, I mean interesting to me ….. because …. remember … it’s all about me !! 🙂
• ‘kay …. incredibly bad experience at Big Boy for lunch today ….. let’s just say ….after waiting an HOUR after placing my order and still not having it prepared …. I left, had to get back to court ….. Shaft and Mulder (new character mention …. he’s just another dude in our office) went with me …. they stayed …. said when the order finally arrived …. it was wrong ….. sooooooooo ….. boycotting all Big Boys (restaurants people !!!! get your minds out of the gutter !!) until summer …. oh, except for their breakfast jimmy (buffet reference, please remain in your seats until the ride has come to a complete stop), which …… though not the tastiest ….. consists of large quantities of food at a cheap price ….. and tastes pretty good with a hangover headache. 🙂
• Get this …. I heard on Phil Hendrie that Arby’s roast beef comes to the stores in a powder mix and they add water …. that can’t be true …. and of course, that’s the beauty of Phil …. you never know if it’s true or not ….. but I googled it anyways ….. geezeez …. whatta dweeb.
• The flu is a good diet …. I’m going for the 130’s ….. no ifs, ands or butts …. though Shaft and OBP think I’m doing a KC and purging …. nope …. just incredibly poor nutritional habits. I still have a cranky, mean headache. Any suggestions for dinner tonight ?? I’m really hungry !!
• That 70’s Show is on tonight AND 24 …… gotta luv it !!
• Apparently people are still talking amongst themselves about the change in my appearance …. my weight loss has people wondering if I’m sick, my longer hair has people wondering if I’m gay, (and what no one has seemed to connect is the change in my facial soft tissue because of the chick tabs, which I think is the most dramatic change of all, oh, and that I really don’t have a beard shadow anymore) and generally people just don’t seem to be able to come to any conclusion ….. though for the second time in a week …. someone has said to me that they can’t figure me out, but would love to get into my mind to see what’s going on” …..ha !!! such foolish souls ….. they would be crushed immediately !! What !!! ???? A plethora of transsexual knowledge and information intersperse with movie quotes, soup recipes, sports trivia, television shedules in the top 100 US markets for all dayparts, state and federal statutes and case law, oh ….. and what’s this …….. strong opinions on favorites types of lip gloss …. I just don’t get it C’ptain !!