new mid-life penis<\/a>) for a trip to a foreign court …<\/p>\nWhy you ask ??<\/p>\n
Why couldn’t I drive my own car ??<\/p>\n
Well, for a reason that could only happen to one named Amy-wan Kenobi !! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
Interested?<\/p>\n
Then …
\n
\nSo a few weeks ago …<\/p>\n
I was doing what I seem to be doing on an alternating weekend schedule of sorts lately …<\/p>\n
Making my way to Chicago.<\/p>\n
And this time … on way way out of town, I decided to swing by my parents and say ‘hola<\/i>‘ …<\/p>\n
Which I did.<\/p>\n
But by doing so, in order for me to connect with the interstate I needed to use to get to I-94 …<\/p>\n
I was going to have to use some back roads for a bit.<\/p>\n
So there I was …<\/p>\n
Gorgeous sunny day …<\/p>\n
Sunroof open …<\/p>\n
Satellite radio booming …<\/p>\n
Singing along …<\/p>\n
Cutting across some backroads,<\/p>\n
Enjoying the jaunt …<\/p>\n
Despite having to stop every 5 miles at nameless tiny little towns that couldn’t afford a stop light, but did spring for the stop sign.<\/p>\n
No biggie …<\/p>\n
It was nice out. \ud83d\ude42
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QUICK FLASHBACK TO THE DAY BEFORE – As Joe Hairdy, for my last appointment of the day, I met with an employee of one of our corporate clients who I had been retained to represent in a little misdemeanor situatioooon.
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I slow to a stop at yet another stop sign,<\/p>\n
In another nameless tiny town.<\/p>\n
Where a big-ass commercial truck sort of vehicle, also at the stop sign and immediately to my right, starts to pull into the intersection commencing a left hand turn.<\/p>\n
I’m bopping my head to a good tune, probably either No Doubt or ABBA. (Though I am working on a rendition of Crazy for You, so it might have been that too, I do this really kewl, orgasmic sort of breathy bit when I’m singing the lyrics … ev er y brea th you taaaaaake<\/i>.)<\/p>\n
When I notice the company insignia on the side of the big-ass commercial truck sort of vehicle now in front of me turning in my direction.<\/p>\n
“Hey, that’s one of the big-ass commercial truck sort of vehicles from the corporate client whose employee I met with yesterday,<\/i>” I thought.<\/p>\n
What are the odds of that?<\/p>\n
Anyways, mid turn the big-ass commercial truck sort of vehicle seemed to stop …<\/p>\n
Not progressing any further.<\/p>\n
“Hmmmm, what’s up ?<\/i>” I wondered.<\/p>\n
Oh, it appears that the driver of the big-ass commercial truck sort of vehicle wasn’t going to be able to make the turn unless I backed up …<\/p>\n
So I looked up to the driver big-ass commercial truck sort of vehicle, yes, he was sitting really high up, and …<\/p>\n
First noticed that his gaze seemed directed at an angle which would suggest the focus of his eye contact was slightly below my neck level …<\/p>\n
Then immediately noticed that the face surrounding the eyes that seemed to be focused on my fake boobage belonged to the same person I had met with the day before.<\/p>\n
Meaning, that the odds that on the back roads of the western side of my home state when spontaneously taking a short cut from my parent’s house to the interstate I’d run into a corporate client’s big-ass commercial truck sort of vehicle being driven by a person I had just met the day before who would need to get my attention to back up so he could complete a turn …<\/p>\n
Were pretty phreaking good !!<\/p>\n
YIKES !!!!!!<\/p>\n
Now …<\/p>\n
I have no idea if he connected the dots or not …<\/p>\n
But I can say, he had a real good look from his elevated position in the big-ass commercial truck sort of vehicle of …<\/p>\n
Both my fake boobage and my smiley face !<\/p>\n
Yes, there did seem to be a bit of recognition in his eyes,<\/p>\n
But it also might have just been the silly grin guys sometime do when they themselves get caught looking where they really shouldn’t be looking.<\/p>\n
Anyways …<\/p>\n
I had to meet him at a foreign court today …<\/p>\n
And didn’t want to take the chance that in case he was sorta, kinda wondering …<\/p>\n
He’d see my car with me driving it and have his curiousity answered.<\/p>\n
Now granted, that was probably above the top paranoia on my part …<\/p>\n
Seriously, like what are the odds that a client would follow me to my car after court so he could actually see what I was indeed driving?<\/p>\n
But hey … better safe than sorry,<\/p>\n
Right?<\/p>\n
Anyways, it was a really fun experience driving Shaft’s new car …<\/p>\n
It’s the tiniest little vehicle I’ve ever driven,<\/p>\n
Similiar to a Ford Festiva …<\/p>\n
Except it has a really big engine.<\/p>\n
Oh yeah,<\/p>\n
And in case you’re wondering …<\/p>\n
The odds that a client would follow me to my car after court so he could actually see what I was indeed driving and<\/u> the odds that on the back roads of the western side of my home state when spontaneously taking a short cut from my parent’s house to the interstate I’d run into a corporate client’s big-ass commercial truck sort of vehicle being driven by a person I had just met the day before who would need to get my attention to back up so he could complete a turn …<\/p>\n
Are exactly the same.<\/p>\n
Yuhp, he followed me back to my car.<\/p>\n
Whether it was coincidence or not …<\/p>\n
Is hard to say,<\/p>\n
There was no other indication that he had made any major realization,<\/p>\n
Though he did comment that I had a nice car.<\/p>\n
To which one he was referring …<\/p>\n
I have no idea !! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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