{"id":981,"date":"2004-06-03T15:00:19","date_gmt":"2004-06-03T20:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=971"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:38:57","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:38:57","slug":"the-move-counterpoint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2004\/06\/the-move-counterpoint\/","title":{"rendered":"The Move – Counterpoint"},"content":{"rendered":"

Editor’s Note:<\/b> You know, I have to suspect that some people reading of my life and adventures as I post them on AmyNews.com<\/a> sometimes doubt and question the legitimacy of my adventures or behavior. Do The UnUsual Suspects really exist? Does Amy really eat as much food as she says she does? Does she really have a flirt like nature around men which gets her into interesting situatioooons ? Does she really smile as much as she seems to smile?<\/i> Heck, maybe it’s something as simple as Is Coors Light really her beer of choice?<\/i> Seriously, it takes like watered down beer, why would she like that ??<\/p>\n

Well, as I’ve always said … all the krap I write about on here is the truth, modified only slightly to accomodate just relaying what happened or to fill in some verbage if I can’t remember the exact words. The gist of what transpires is never changed.<\/p>\n

Anyways, here’s an opportunity to get another person’s view of what went down with me and the Cute Drunk Man. Kenna has written her recollections of the encounter in a gesture to share her viewpoint. I don’t think much differs between the two posts, except for a bit of timing, but you get to make that cwall !! \ud83d\ude42
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Ok…here’s my version of the events as they played out…<\/p>\n

First off, let me point out to the audience that we had a bet going. First one of us to get a guy to buy us a round would win. Let the record show that I managed to get a gay guy to buy me one earlier in the evening, but that was disqualified on account that I asked the guy to buy it. Ok, so I cheated…big deal.<\/p>\n

Before the festivities began, Amy (my slut sister), Laura, and I set up a safe word and hand signal so that if one of us got in trouble with a guy, the others could bail her out.<\/p>\n

The phrase we came up with was “Purple Neon<\/i>.”<\/p>\n

We were roughly halfway through the evening, when we ended up in a very crowded Irish bar called O’Callahans (I think). Managed to find a couple of seats at the bar and one gentleman kindly moved over so we could squeeze in a third. Promptly ordered a round of apple martinis. Yum!<\/p>\n

Guys standing next to us (on my slut sister Amy’s left) took notice and started the eye thing. You know…looking us over. I grabbed the nearest one and started to engage him in conversation. His bud Cute Drunk Man stuck his head in on the conversation, and introduced himself. So far so good.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile I get the bartender’s attention and get another round going, and manage to get him to take a few pics of us three from his side of the fence. Cute. Laura and I goofed around with him for a few minutes. We took his pic.<\/p>\n

I turn toward Amy (my slut sister) and look down to discover that Cute Drunk Man has his hand on Amy’s (my slut sister) thigh. Yes, you read that right my friends. It looks like she is deeply into this bit of action…but she gives me a rather pained look. Ok…so she’s ok at this point. We’re bantering with the bartender, with Cute Drunk Man’s Friend, and with Cute Drunk Man, and decide to get a pic of Amy and Cute Drunk Man. Evidence in case we need to build a case. I turn to see Cute Drunk Man with his arms around Amy from behind and his head very close to Amy’s (my slut sister), and he’s nuzzling her. Hmmm…yummmm…<\/p>\n

“Another round of Apple Martinis please<\/i>” I yelled! Just as we started to drink them, I turn toward Amy (my slut sister) and she is in panic mode now…<\/p>\n

Time to call this dirty dawg off her. “Lets get out of here<\/i>” I declare, and as we pull away, I tell Chris, in a very nice way, that my sister is freaking and needs to go. He gives us a good look over (as we do him) and we leave.<\/p>\n

Outside the bar, we stand with our backs to the wall and have a good laugh at my slut sister’s expense. Evidently, in the heat of passion she forgot the safe word. Guess she can memorize fact after fact for a nothing legal case, but get her to memorize a simple phrase and poof! Gone!<\/p>\n

Just so ya know…getting manhandled doesn’t count. Bet is still on…<\/p>\n

Kenna<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Editor’s Note: You know, I have to suspect that some people reading of my life and adventures as I post them on AmyNews.com sometimes doubt and question the legitimacy of my adventures or behavior. Do The UnUsual Suspects really exist? Does Amy really eat as much food as she says she does? Does she really…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":21,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/981"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=981"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/981\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}