{"id":980,"date":"2004-06-03T14:07:16","date_gmt":"2004-06-03T19:07:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=970"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:38:57","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:38:57","slug":"chicago-picture-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2004\/06\/chicago-picture-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Chicago Picture 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the last of the Chicago pictures since I look like krap in all the rest.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously, this is Laura, Kenna, and me &#8230; in that order, from left to right.<\/p>\n<p>If I&#8217;m not mistaken, this picture was taken shortly before Cute Drunk Man decided to begin feeling me up.<\/p>\n<p>Observe that though I&#8217;m the one oft accused of having tramp-like behavior &#8230; it&#8217;s the one in the middle who has her top unbuttoned below breast level ! (She claims she popped a button &#8230; yeah right, and I didn&#8217;t do a thing to encourage Cute Drunk Man.)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"LauraKennaAmy.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/amynews.com\/Blog\/archives\/LauraKennaAmy.jpg\" width=\"360\" height=\"270\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the last of the Chicago pictures since I look like krap in all the rest. Obviously, this is Laura, Kenna, and me &#8230; in that order, from left to right. If I&#8217;m not mistaken, this picture was taken shortly before Cute Drunk Man decided to begin feeling me up. Observe that though I&#8217;m&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":9,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=980"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}