So I was talking with someone yesterday who hadn’t yet met me in girl mode …<\/p>\n
And she said that the first time she sees me, she’ll laugh.<\/p>\n
Not a nervous laughter mind you, but a funny laughter.<\/p>\n
Ha Ha<\/p>\n
I don’t think I’ve ever had anyone laugh to my face before upon seeing me.<\/p>\n
Oh sure,<\/p>\n
There’s been the uncomfortable silence,<\/p>\n
Nervous eye movement from left to right,<\/p>\n
The “That’s Phucked Up<\/i>” comments behind my back,<\/p>\n
But never laughing at me because I looked funny.<\/p>\n
It really felt weird hearing that someone would.<\/p>\n
Oh well.<\/p>\n
(Now, of course, by mentioning this, I expect that most everyone who has been covertly reading my website who hasn’t seen me in real life yet, upon someday seeing me, will totally laugh in my face … just to be goofballs, ya know. Heck, I sure would ! \ud83d\ude42 )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
So I was talking with someone yesterday who hadn’t yet met me in girl mode … And she said that the first time she sees me, she’ll laugh. Not a nervous laughter mind you, but a funny laughter. Ha Ha I don’t think I’ve ever had anyone laugh to my face before upon seeing me….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":2,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/973"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=973"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/973\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}