Ring Ring Ring<\/p>\n
Amy-wan Kenobi: “Hola<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Mom: “Hi dear. How are you?And why do you answer the phone that way?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-wan Kenobi: “Good thanks. I don’t know, I’ve got issues. What’s up? \ud83d\ude42<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Mom: “So you’re going to Chicago this weekend?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-wan Kenobi: “Yuhp.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Mom: “Why?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-wan Kenobi: “Why do you ask?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Mom: “Are you getting your breast implants this weekend?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-wan Kenobi: “Oh, no, not this weekend Mom. I’m sorry I didn’t clarify that. It’s a few weeks yet.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Mom: “Oh, okay. Then why are going going?<\/i>”
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\nAmy-wan Kenobi: “To goof off.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Mom: “What?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-wan Kenobi: “To goof off.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Mom: “What do you mean by that?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-wan Kenobi: “LOL I’m just going to meet up with some girlfriends and hang out, dinner, drinks, shopping, see some musicians, dancing … that sort of thing.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Mom: “Girlfriends?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-wan Kenobi: “Yes, just some girlfriends.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Editor’s Note:<\/b> At this point, I was expecting my mom to ask me who my friends were, where I met them, blah, blah, blah … but noooooo … \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
Mom: “Why don’t you go to Chicago with a boyfriend.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Editor’s Note:<\/b> At this point, I realize, this could really be fun !! \ud83d\ude42 lol<\/p>\n
Amy-wan Kenobi: “Mom?? Are you asking me if I’m a lesbian?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Mom: “Well, yeah … I am. I just want to know I guess. It’s not like you haven’t surprised me before.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-wan Kenobi: “True. Good point. Well, just to answer your question, right now … as far as I can tell, I’m really into boys. In fact, I can comfortably say that you should be bothered just how much into boys I am.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Mom: “Oh.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-wan Kenobi: “And though I was going to go to Chicago to see ‘Kenna and Jess and some other girls, just to have a GWO (Girl’s Weekend Out) … I’m somewhat intriqued by the possibilities I might have now that you’ve seemed to have given me your permission to spend the weekend out of town with a boy.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Mom: “Well, that’s not really what I meant.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-wan Kenobi: “But that’s what you said.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Mom: “I know, that’s what it sounded like I said, but it’s NOT what I meant.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-wan Kenobi: “Can I talk to Dad?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Mom: “Sure.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Dad: “Hello.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-wan Kenobi: “Dad, Mom just said it was okay for me to spend the weekend out of town with a boy.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Dad: “What?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Mom (in the background): “That’s not what I meant.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Dad: “She said that’s not what she meant.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-wan Kenobi: “But that’s what she said.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Dad: “I’m not getting in the middle of you two on this one … What? No, here, you ask her.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Mom: “So, what outfits are you taking to Chicago? You’re planning to dress your age for a change I hope.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
ROFLMAO Ya know … it’s pretty wild, and phreaking kewl, how far Mom, Dad and I have come in this !! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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