Jager Bombs<\/a>.
\nWe also do jello shots every now and then.
\nThe only time we drink wine is when we are out of beer or at a dinner.
\nAnd it’s never White Zinfandel.
\nUsually about 3\/4’s of the way into the evening we start consuming h2o along with the beverages.<\/i><\/p>\nNew York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman’s personality based on what she drinks.<\/p>\n
Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.<\/p>\n
The results:<\/p>\n
Drink: Beer<\/b>
\nPersonality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
\nYour Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.<\/p>\n
Drink: Blender Drinks<\/b>
\nPersonality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
\nYour Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.<\/p>\n
Drink: Mixed Drinks<\/b>
\nPersonality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
\nYour Approach: You won’t have to approach her. If she’s interested, she’ll send YOU a drink.<\/p>\n
Drink: Wine<\/b> (does not include White Zinfandel)
\nPersonality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
\nYour Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.<\/p>\n
Drink: White Zinfandel<\/b>
\nPersonality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
\nYour Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is…this should be an easy target.<\/p>\n
Drink: Shots<\/b>
\nPersonality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
\ntotally drunk… and naked.
\nYour Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!<\/p>\n
Drink: Tequila<\/b>
\nNo explanations required – everyone just KNOWS what happens there.<\/p>\n
THEN, there is the MALE addendum —-
\n
\nThe deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:<\/p>\n
Domestic Beer: He’s poor and wants to get laid.<\/p>\n
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.<\/p>\n
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.<\/p>\n
Whiskey: He doesn’t give a damn about anything but getting laid.<\/p>\n
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.<\/p>\n
White Zinfandel: He’s gay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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