{"id":898,"date":"2004-04-19T20:30:46","date_gmt":"2004-04-20T01:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amynews.com\/?p=890"},"modified":"2015-10-08T17:40:13","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T21:40:13","slug":"how-low-can-i-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/2004\/04\/how-low-can-i-go\/","title":{"rendered":"How Low Can I Go?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s 8:21 p.m.<\/p>\n<p>Monday night.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m actually watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvtome.com\/tvtome\/servlet\/GuidePageServlet\/showid-11307\/epid-311164\/\" target=\"_blank\">American Idol: Uncut, Uncensored &#038; Untalented<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Now if that&#8217;s not bad enough &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a rerun,<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;ve seen it before.<\/p>\n<p>But yet, I&#8217;m watching it again.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not any better the second time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s 8:21 p.m. Monday night. And I&#8217;m actually watching American Idol: Uncut, Uncensored &#038; Untalented. Now if that&#8217;s not bad enough &#8230; It&#8217;s a rerun, And I&#8217;ve seen it before. But yet, I&#8217;m watching it again. It&#8217;s not any better the second time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":1,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=898"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}