Consistent with my modus operandi …<\/p>\n
I have sought and been granted a brief adjournment on my boob job.<\/p>\n
Yeah, can you see the pattern here people …<\/p>\n
I always arrive for court 10 minutes later than I tell my clients I’ll meet them (not intentionally, it’s just a personality defect, though in my defense, I tell them up front I’ll be 10 minutes late);<\/p>\n
I’m always the last one to arrive for the pre-bowling tailgates or golf outtings, despite the fact that I’m rarely ever the one travelling the furthest. (< rant > Hottie can be 200 miles out at 3:00 pm and still somehow phreaking beat me there for the 5:00 pm tody call … including finding a way to change along the way, I just don’t get it. It actually pisses me off because for some reason, despite Miss Daisy usually arriving at the bar around 4:00 pm, they only save a total of FOUR bar stools. Yeah FOUR !! How many UnUsual Suspects are there ?? FIVE !!! How long have there been FIVE UnUsual Suspects? 7 phreaking years or something like that ! So what’s so hard to remember about having a total of FIVE bar stools instead of FOUR? Ah, well … I don’t know, I’m never there when that issue is addressed. All I know is that I’m almost always left standing. Though they do toss me bar munchies when I get there which strangely seems to appease me.< \/rant >);<\/p>\n
AND,<\/p>\n
I always apparently reschedule surgeries once.<\/p>\n
Though in my defense,<\/p>\n
When it comes to my friends and family,<\/p>\n
I am always there exactly when they need me.<\/p>\n
Anyways, it really wasn’t a big deal,<\/p>\n
Basically all I did was tell Dr. Z I wasn’t going to be able to make it this Friday and we rescheduled.<\/p>\n
I had informed him several weeks ago I was having some serious scheduling conflicts at this time …<\/p>\n
And barring a miracle,<\/p>\n
I was going to have to reschedule.<\/p>\n
So we had already docketed a few back-up dates.<\/p>\n
He’s been more than kewl in accommodating my schedule. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
Then my parents asked if I was going to have to postpone my BAS,<\/p>\n
That I move it until after my birthday …<\/p>\n
So they would have one more boy birthday.<\/p>\n
I have no problem with that request.<\/p>\n
It’s certainly reasonable.<\/p>\n
And it’s not like a delay in boobage means a delay in my other plans for active Amydom.<\/p>\n
It’s just very important for me to have them done before short sleeve\/no sleeve\/lower cut top season.<\/p>\n
It’s not like the falsie enhancers I use look that bad or anything,<\/p>\n
It’s just that you have to exercise some care in making sure things are concealed properly when wearing certain tops …<\/p>\n
Which is just an annoyance.<\/p>\n
Sorta like my penis at this point.<\/p>\n
But that’s a surgery to be rescheduled for another day. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Consistent with my modus operandi … I have sought and been granted a brief adjournment on my boob job. Yeah, can you see the pattern here people … I always arrive for court 10 minutes later than I tell my clients I’ll meet them (not intentionally, it’s just a personality defect, though in my defense,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_blocks_custom_css":"","_kad_blocks_head_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_body_custom_js":"","_kad_blocks_footer_custom_js":"","_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"taxonomy_info":{"category":[{"value":139,"label":"General"}]},"featured_image_src_large":false,"author_info":{"display_name":"Amy","author_link":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/author\/amy\/"},"comment_info":1,"category_info":[{"term_id":139,"name":"General","slug":"general","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":143,"taxonomy":"category","description":"","parent":0,"count":775,"filter":"raw","cat_ID":139,"category_count":775,"category_description":"","cat_name":"General","category_nicename":"general","category_parent":0}],"tag_info":false,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/amynews.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}