Yeah … I know what you’re thinking … “Huh, didn’t we already have a Friday Five this week?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Well, yeah … we did you smark alecks, I know I was woefully late last week getting them done … but hey, I got them finished, right ? That counts for something, no? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
Oh well, I think these are really fun questions … so I’m definitely motivated to answer them, as opposed to prepping for the jury pick I’ve got docketed which I had originally intended to do when I started answering these questions at 4:00 am this morning … now you see, prepping for my jury pick is an example of something I’m not so motivated to do.<\/p>\n
So, with avoidance being given its proper respect … on with the questions ! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
If you…<\/i><\/p>\n
1. …owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?<\/i><\/p>\n
A hamburger shop, of course !! \ud83d\ude42 I’d called it Amy’s Burger Shack, but most people would refer to it simply as Amy’s BS.<\/p>\n
It’d be someplace where I serve big, juicy burgers and crinkle cut fries. (Not french fries, remember … I hold grudges a long time and I still hate the french (intentional uncapitalization) :)) Yummmmmy !! It’s not a gourmet burger shack, it’s just a clean, sorta greasy spoon hang out spot. Kind of like a bar kitchen, except the dining area is brighter … so that after you leave, when you walk outside, you’re not blinded by the sun … which happens when you eat a good lunch at a bar. It’s so dark inside, your eyes are dorked when they hit light again … at least, that’s what I hear. *eyes shifting from side to side* \ud83d\ude42 Obviously, I serve Coors Light, Bud, Bud Light, Jager and Red Bull shots, vodka and Red Bull drinks and water. Coca-Cola products and iced tea are also available. There are a lot of televisions everywhere.<\/p>\n
You can order your burger however you like, but some of the more popular items are as follows:<\/p>\n
The Amy<\/i> is a 1\/2 lb hamburger cooked medium well with lettuce, tomato and onion. A side order of crinkle cut fries and two pickles are included.<\/p>\n
The Singer<\/i> is a 1\/2 lb cheeseburger cooked medium well, pickle only. A side order of crinkle cut fries is included.<\/p>\n
The Shaft<\/i> is … well, okay … here’s the truth … Shaft is by far the pickiest eater I’ve ever met !! When Shaft and I were in law school … every time at the drive thru at McDonald’s … he special ordered everything !! And McDonald’s back then sucked for special orders, it’d take forever !!!!!! Oh, and before he commits to anything he wants … he repeats the core components of the food item to the waitress\/cook … every phreakin’ time !! … “I’d like a ham and cheese sandwich. Do you put ham on that? Do you put cheese on that? Do you put them between two pieces of bread? Do you grill it then? How hot is the grill?<\/i>” … every phreakin’ time !! And … he loves ketchup\/catsup … sometimes he takes those little packets you get and he just shoots the entire thing into his mouth … soooooo … when you order The Shaft<\/i>, you get a 1 lb cheeseburger cooked medium and your very own bottle of ketchup\/catsup. But you have to repeat the following before placing your order: “What’s on that cheeseburger? Do you put cheese on it? Do you use a burger? What about a bun, what kind of bun do you use? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH !!<\/i>” There is also a pickle on the side that you always give to me. (Thanks Shaft :)) Now like Miss Daisy, Shaft likes to tweak Singer on occasion … which is why instead of crinkle cut fries, you get a side order of onion rings. (Singer does not like onions.)<\/p>\n