Wendy’s Drive-thru – Thursday night<\/b><\/u> … approximately 10:00 pm. Shaft’s on the phone with me.<\/p>\n
Speaker: “Welcome to Wendy’s. May I help you?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-wan: “Hmmmm, ya know, I don’t think so, I’ve changed my mind. Thanks though.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Shaft: “Did you just blow the drive thru guy off?<\/i>” LOL<\/p>\n
Amy-wan: “Yeah, nothing looked tasty … no wait, I’ve changed my mind.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Speaker: “Welcome to Wendy’s. May I help you?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-wan: “It’s me again, can I have three side ceasar salads … to go.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Speaker: “We’re all out of side ceasar salads. Is there something else you’d like?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-wan: “No thanks. I’ll leave now.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Shaft: “Geezuz !! You’re nuts !!<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Parking Garage in Ann Arbor<\/b><\/u> (14 hours after the Wendy’s drive-thru)<\/p>\n
I hand the ticket taker dude my parking ticket.<\/p>\n
Amy-Wan: “Hi ! Gorgeous day out, isn’t it?<\/i>” \ud83d\ude42 (Mentally noting to myself that my broadband conncetion will probably be down.)<\/p>\n
Ticket Taker Dude, in his thick, thick foreign accent: “Yes it is, very nice.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-Wan: “And it’s the weekend !! Wooo hooo !!!<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Ticket Taker Dude: “That is true. $1.90 Miss. And may I say, you are a very beautiful woman.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Ticket Taker Dude: “And you kind sir, are a very smart man for noticing ! Thank you !!<\/i>” *flirty laugh*<\/p>\n
Geezuz, I shouldn’t be let out of the house … maybe I am nutz !! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
White Castle<\/b><\/u> (1 hour after the parking garage in Ann Arbor)<\/p>\n
Speaker: “Welcome to White Castle. Sorry for the wait.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-wan: “So ‘kay … it’s well worth it ! May I have 13 White Castles please?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Speaker: “13 White Castles, anything else?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-wan: “No, oh yeah, wait … I need a courtesty cup of water.<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Speaker: “Just one cup?<\/i>”<\/p>\n
Amy-wan: “Yuhp, yuhp, just one … the sliders are all for me … and I’m not sharing !!!<\/i>”<\/p>\n
The Speaker dude was making pig noises as I drove away !! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
Probably appropriate. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
Seriously, 13 Sliders in one setting.<\/p>\n
I am nutz. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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