It’s been a while since we’ve taken a look through my e-mail … so here are some answers to questiooooons I’ve received recently … though unlike my normal rambling answers, I’m going to try to answer them really, really briefly, kind of like the two minute drill in a football game.<\/p>\n
Ready ?? Set ??<\/p>\n
GO !!!!<\/p>\n
1. Are you high maintenance? <\/i> On big things, no. On small things, like expecting a “hello” or “goodbye” acknowledgement, yes.<\/p>\n
2. Do you ever find yourself singing “You make me feel like a natural woman….?”<\/i> Never. Geezuz.<\/p>\n
3. Have you ever touched a penis?<\/i> Yes, but that’s a poorly worded question in light of my past, you butt.<\/p>\n
4. Do you swallow?<\/i> Again, you’ll never know. Stop sending me this e-mail !<\/p>\n
5. Are you pleased with the results of your ffs?<\/i> Yes, but I’ve got some things to add on that topic which I can’t do in the two minute drill.<\/p>\n
6. Do you tell guys at the bar that you’re TS?<\/i> With “one time only” bar encounters … pretty much never.<\/p>\n
7. What is your shoe size?<\/i> Woman’s size 9 1\/2, though I bop between 9s and 10s.<\/p>\n
8. What’s your biggest fear about transitioning?<\/i> Increasing the likelihood that I’ll remain alone.<\/p>\n
9. What’s the saddest thing about transitioning?<\/i> Just like others, there are times when I miss Joe Hairdy and it hurts really, really bad.<\/p>\n
10. Do you have any lesbian tendency?<\/i> I really don’t think so. In guy mode, I only was attracted to woman, but I certainly haven’t noticed any such attraction now. Guys seem to be my sole interest these days. But who knows, the right girl, some alcohol and a movie camera might change my mind for a night. \ud83d\ude09
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\n11. I’m going to pray for you.<\/i> That’s not a question, but thank you.<\/p>\n
12. Do you still want to be on Survivor?<\/i> Yes.<\/p>\n
13. How are you going to tell people with whom you are not that close about your transition?<\/i> I won’t. The grapevine will do that trick. I’ve a few aunts and uncles to tell, some cousins and some clients … a few more friends left, but I’ve been taking care of some of those disclosures the past few weeks. I’ve got my golf buddies left and that’s about it.<\/p>\n
14. Where would you move if you were going to move elsewhere?<\/i> Ann Arbor … Tennessee, Arizona, New Mexico and Oklahoma are the leading candidates right now, exciting, huh? Yeah right. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
15. Do you want to get laid?<\/i> Yeah, it’s actually really weird, we all know that I can’t just yet … the new equipment has yet to be installed … but there are times when I’m just aching for some physical play … hugs, nice kisses and serious making out.<\/p>\n
16. What’s the biggest difference between kissing boys and girls?<\/i><\/p>\n
Women’s lips are much, much softer; it really feels good when guys are holding you when you are kissing; guys have beards and facial hair; it feels really cool having your back pressed against the wall while kissing … anyone; I tend to tilt my head back more frequently when kissing a boy and tilt my head down when kissing a girl; a good woman kisser is much, much better than a good guy kisser, but a bad woman kisser is much worse than a bad guy kisser. Sloppy, wet, sucking kisses are bad regardless of who is trying to give you one. Oh yeah, and now after kissing I have to reapply my gloss whereas before I never did. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
17. Have you ever practiced giving a blow job using a banana?<\/i> LOL Yeah, but only in a curiosity sort of way.<\/p>\n
18. Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and think “who is that?” or “why do I look like this?”<\/i> Sometimes when I see myself in boy mode.<\/p>\n
19. Have you ever been suicidal because of this?<\/i> No, but I’ve thought much more about it than anyone has a clue, at least until I answered this questioooon ! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
20. Why haven’t you posted any Before pictures of yourself yet, you promised?<\/i> Just trying to maintain a bit of privacy still. I’ve e-mailed and shared Befores and Afters with those who have asked … but posting on my site is just something I’m not comfortable doing just yet. Shocking that there’s something I’m just not comfortable doing yet, huh ?? \ud83d\ude42 For what it’s worth, I’m also finding myself having a really hard time looking at any old pictures of me … in fact, there’s only one picture where I’m included that I still like looking at … most of the rest just make me feel really strange.<\/p>\n
Bonus Question:<\/p>\n
21. What do you think is your most attractive physical attribute?<\/i> My belly button. I’ve got a great belly button. I’m an innie by the way … like I’ve known for years ! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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